✦Siffrin, The Traveler.✦

✦I have like. ONE silver coin to my name man.✦

✦Damn, you beat up a god? Badass. Technically I've met the Change God and they pissed me off a bit, but I didn't get a chance to fight 'em. Plus they were a friend of one of my allies, so it wouldn't feel right.✦ ✦How's that blunt doing for you, by the way?✦

✦Oh, you also died multiple times before? Dope. Personally my biggest problem was a King instead of a God, though. ✦

[Siffrin passes a Doobie over to them.] ✦Damn, poison? Yeah, I think you'll be fine. Just try not to go too crazy on 'em, they were kinda laced with stardust and wish craft from Loop, so I have no idea how they'll affect you.✦

✦If it's any consolation, a friend of mine named Loop, who's like a weird star person gave it to me and told me to smoke it, so technically the Universe made me do it.✦ ✦Do you also want one?✦

✦Oh, hey zip! What's-✦ *COUGH COUGH* ✦What's up?✦

✦Excuse you, but I'm more than old enough to smoke. Though I've forgotten what my age actually is... Being stuck in time loops for who knows how long doesn't do good for keeping track of time, y'know?✦

✦Yehh... Loop gave me these and said they laced it with stardust. Not sure how I feel about smoking a part of the universe, but it certainly gives results.✦ ✦By the way, you mentioned someone named skell. You got other buddies who smoke?✦

✦What? Why're you all lookin' at me like that?✦ ✦Is it somethin' on my face? 'Cause I have HIGH hopes it's nothing too serious, hehe.✦

✦Sure, just don't kill someone while you're high, buddy.✦ [Siffrin hands Riley another blunt. I think they might be a little too high to realised they're passing a blunt to a teenager.]

✦...Alright, maybe I was a little rude there...✦ ✦If it's any consolation, I don't entirely consider you stupid. Just... Maybe not as good in mathematics?✦ ✦You ARE surprisingly adept at getting things your way and pulling off pranks, after all.✦

[Siffrin is smoking a blunt.]

✦Hmmmm, let me think here... Well it's a real big mystery, i'll have to be very careful about how i answer this....HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM what could it be✦

✦So I've been told, honestly more times than I can count!✦ ✦I happen to quite like getting on people's nerves. It's my craft.✦ ✦And besides, you also quite like annoying people, do you not? Pulling pranks and whatnot... Seems fair, no?✦

✦Dragonling, I don't know how else to say this, but yelling for a dagger isn't going to work. I don't have it, and neither do you. Why don't you go bother Siffrin to try to get the dagger from them instead, or something?✦

✦Mmmmm... Milkshake...✦ [Siffrin is sitting on the ground, drinking a cup. Almost immediately, they pass out on the ground.]

my favorite ugly little gremlin