@TimmyCroissant

I despise all you nigga’s equally.

Whittier, CA
Joined June 2025
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bro ur tweeting bangers on stolen land
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Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.” This could have gone very wrong. Then the lead singer opens his mouth. The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect. Turn the sound on for this one.
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Wild! Accused murderer requests physical demonstration at his own trial to prove he didn’t do it. Then pauses and stares down the judge. I've never seen anyone represent themselves so cleverly. Tomasz Kosowski is an evil genius. He may actually get away with it.
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“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.” Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring. “Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.” Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.
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first thing the indonesians saw when the dutch east india company pulled up in 1603
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finally.
Streaming 24/7. Live at 7PM. 👀📺
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Kirk a politician or two.. If you gonna go go BIG! 😂😂😂
If i knew i was gone boom myself i would do a buncha WILD shit first. Like smoke DMT or ayahuasca inside a stolen Vehicle. Order 52 hookers with somebody else money. Catch aids and bleed on one of my opps. Kll a man with my bare hands. Set a few buildings on fire. Fuck a grandma
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Nathan Fielder is indica Tim Robinson is sativa
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NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year. FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO
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Goofy got ragebaited and went out sad
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these DEA unit patches are so cool
the patch of the drug enforcement administration (DEA) "ecstasy & club drugs" unit
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This is the greatest spectator sport of all time.
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the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat
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"Biscuits and Blowjobs" was not on my Saturday Bingo card 😂
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Sean King that’s how you start your UFC run He sleeps Rosas with a SLAM #UFCNoche
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THIS HIT WAS ATTEMPTED MURDER. 😳😳😳 HOLY SH*T.
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Since everyone’s talking politics today, let’s replay this gem 🙂
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⏳ Monday 9/14 🌎 OUT THERE with Corey Duffel
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Close your eyes and tell me who he sounds like …
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Mike Vrabel trying to go home with Dianna Russini after losing to the Seahawks again
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