@TimmyCroissanti
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I despise all you nigga’s equally.
Whittier, CA
Joined June 2025
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Timmy Croissant retweeted
Wild! Accused murderer requests physical demonstration at his own trial to prove he didn’t do it.
Then pauses and stares down the judge.
I've never seen anyone represent themselves so cleverly. Tomasz Kosowski is an evil genius. He may actually get away with it.
Timmy Croissant retweeted
“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.”
Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring.
“Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.”
Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.
Timmy Croissant retweeted
first thing the indonesians saw when the dutch east india company pulled up in 1603
Kirk a politician or two.. If you gonna go go BIG! 😂😂😂
Timmy Croissant retweeted
NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year.
FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO
Timmy Croissant retweeted
Sean King that’s how you start your UFC run
He sleeps Rosas with a SLAM
#UFCNoche
Timmy Croissant retweeted
Close your eyes and tell me who he sounds like …
The Delivery Boys "On The Radar" Cypher: Goldwood
The Delivery Boys "On The Radar" Cypher: Goldwood