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Birmingham, England
Joined September 2023
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Free Palestine every single time.
Palestine Action has now been proscribed by the UK Government and expressing support for them is a criminal offence. This includes chanting, wearing clothing or displaying articles such as flags, signs or logos. news.met.police.uk/news/upda…
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Always aspired to look like a Petri dish
i can’t wait for someone to ask me for one of these and i can tell them to fuk off
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Get that he doesn’t care about football n it’s all for content but cmon surely u can do better than this man
Just seen Eze get prank called live
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Yo they weren’t lying about the of straight into right wing career path loool
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Not even disrespect. It just weren’t funny lool
Thierry Henry has posted a video regarding the criticism he received after co-hosting the Ballon d’Or ceremony with Kate Scott… And it was the perfect response 👏🫡
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Feck we might have to pay up on that martial ballon dor clause
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Chelsea bumped us for 50m n I was seeing ppl bringing up Strasbourg tapes. Bet blueco couldn’t believe it when they saw the offer
Funniest thing about our “midfield rebuild” this summer is it needs to be rebuilt again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The way ppl are rubbing Asda I thought they were boycotting it looool. Perfectly normal shop no?
You get a £60 shop for £30 when you register a new account with Asda rn, take advantage of this guys literally £30 worth of free food
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Not that I even care but probably the right decision
EXC: Bruno Fernandes dropped to the bench by Michael Carrick for Bournemouth visit. #MUFC head coach aiming to turn around team’s results in a pivotal moment for him. Fernandes, out of form, criticised tactics in Como. Details ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7722277…
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Miles purely impressed cos it rhymed una 😭😭
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At least 8 of last 10 ppl that I’ve heard reference crumpets have been American
what do British people call pins and needles? Feels like one of those things where I’m gonna be minding my business some day and get jump scared by someone telling me y’all call it something like “millions and billions of crumpet spiders”
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I’m bare young yk how are man calling a 2 man a train 😂😂😂
They’re calling me auntie on TikTok for this
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Well funny haha
Welcome to the UK, where Selfridges sells no fridges, Boots sells no boots, and Superdrug is not a drugstore . Curry’s sells no curry, COS has nothing to do with offering COS, Mango doesn’t sell mangoes, and Subway has nothing to do with underground trains.
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What does this even mean ffs
clocked that wether uk guys understand and watch the NFL is actually a good intelligence litmus test
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Judging blackness by that metric is extremely silly as well
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Yikes getting blitzed by United n Arsenal women fans lol
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Some of the footballers I’m seeing in the quotes n replies loool.
LW need to fight back ngl, how are you rising Doku vs this ?
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Extremely jealous of ppl like this
Season 1 of game of thrones was mental. I need a 1 day break. A lot to take in! 😳
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This breh is the greatest
The ZwebackHD Official Statement on my completely normal timeline that I'm looking at right now (LONG POST). I want to introduce you to the Atomic Ant, well, his scientific name is Sebastian Giovinco but some of you might not know that name. He played in the Serie A and scored 14 goals over a five year period for Juventus. He was a vibe but he was no Messi IRL. Any way, I spent a large part of my early content creator career sorting players on FUT Head that were under 5'6 because their dribbling was diffy compared to others. I would erupt whenever I found a cheap Messi-like player from an off league that you didn't have to spend millions of coins to get. Why did I have this fetish? Because it was fun. I liked using players that most people weren't using and doing fun stuff with them. Did he have any business being as good as he is in UT? Absolutely not, but it's a video game and we play video games for fun and for me running in between my opps legs with the Atomic Ant was peak. You know what's not fun? Coming up against Pina every game in FC 26. You wanna know what's also not fun? Coming up against that Dutch freak Van De Ven who has NEVER won the Balon d'Or every game as well. Also Theo Hernandez. I'm never naming my future kids Theo or Micky or anything like that. Scientifically Van De Ven is a Championship level player and shouldn't be doing what he does in game. Using Selma Bacha in FC 24 was some of the most fun I've ever had playing a FIFA/FC game. Finding out who the Bayern women's players are (especially Julia Gwinn) has added another layer of support to my Bayern fandom. In conclusion, women in FC is a vibe for so many reasons, all of which would require an entire essay or video to list. Whether it's the Atomic Ant or Kika, short overpowered players are part of the FIFA/FC culture and deserve a seat at the table!! Thanks for reading!! 👫⚽️
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