Sir Timothy John Paul Platt Monday, 4th Baronet of Carrickfergus. FRPSL. Philogynist. Runemaster. Philology & Grammar. Flerf, Holy Grail seeker born in Ulster.

MCC & Glos member in Cumbria.
Joined May 2014
Sir Timothy John Paul Platt Monday, 4th Baronet of Carrickfergus Philanthropist, faithful Anglican, born on Christmas Eve and baptised at Saint Nicholas’ Church, Carrickfergus; FuΓΎorc Grand Runemaster; philologist and grammarian; enthusiastic collector of Great Britain stamps and Fellow of the Royal Philatelic Society London; a cricket dabbler who has a particular weakness for tea time; MCC member and proud Gloucestershire CCC supporter. A ghost-haunter, much acquainted with the Matter of Britain, though especially with its folk hero and central figure, King Arthur; a Holy Grail seeker born in Ulster and currently living somewhere amongst the crystal lakes of Cumbria, in the North West of England. Even though he may not have found the Grail yet, he has certainly learnt to strike down many a dragon along the way. A moneyed dandy who refuses to leave Blighty except for strictly recreational purposes. A man drifting through life quite convinced that the world would improve considerably if only it obeyed his wardrobe. His motto: PROUD TO BE CONFUSED. wattpad.com/user/TimothyMond…
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One of the reasons that having a great understanding of the English language increases one's intelligence is because it has so many descriptive words that it helps one philosophise and conclude a great many things that one never would have thought of. The more one engages with the language, the more one's brain develops, and the more it looks at the world in a different way. This also highlights the intelligence of the people who created such a complex language over the centuries. Its clear that their minds were already broad and needed to create words and phrases to broaden them further still. How early you start, how clever you are, and various other factors will decide how much it will change how you think, and therefore, what you will have to offer as an individual. Thus, English, especially being the language that rhymes the best, creates so many poetic, deep minds that go on to create literature, ideas, and a great deal more that's enjoyed or admired by the whole world.
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Three skulls above the gate. Plague victims beneath the ground. A church that survived the Great Fire. St Olave's might be London's most haunting church.
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What if the apple is Western civilisation’s favourite interface for forbidden knowledge? From Eden to Newton to Apple, one fruit travels from Fall to gravity to the touchscreen. Coincidenceβ€”or the cleverest symbol in tech history? #Apple #Newton #Genesis
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Assyrian soldier diving under the river breathing from an inflatable goatskin bag (ca. 865–860 BC) – at Vatican City
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Take a brief moment to appreciate the old Somerset accent which comes directly from the West Saxon dialect of Old English, dating back to the 6th century when the Kingdom of Wessex was founded. West Country dialects are gradually softening and fading in everyday use, especially among younger generations. ⏳️
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The Rule of the Bell. According to Margery Kempe's Chivalric Prayer Fellowship (@MKCPFellowship), it is the Fellowship’s principle for maintaining a common rhythm of prayer despite members being scattered across different countries and time zones.
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Brook Street: where Handel composed, Hendrix amplified, and London quietly put two centuries of music on opposite sides of one wall. Whether the ghost was real or merely musical, I suspect Handel still had the last chord. #Hendrix #Handel #music
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A few months ago, we walked through Hezekiah's Tunnel, the channel carved a third of a mile through solid rock to bring water inside Jerusalem's walls. Second Chronicles tells us why Hezekiah dug it. An army was coming, and he did not want the enemy to find water when it arrived. That army belonged to Sennacherib, king of Assyria, the most feared military power on earth. And Sennacherib left us his own account of the campaign. In 1830, a British officer named Colonel Robert Taylor acquired a six-sided clay prism from the ruins of Nineveh, the Assyrian capital. It stands about fifteen inches tall, and every face is packed with fine cuneiform. It is Sennacherib's official royal annal, the record of his military campaigns written at his command, and it is now in the British Museum. Two other copies of the same text exist, one in Chicago and one in the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. On the third campaign described on the prism, the king turns his attention to Judah. The Assyrians did not write history. They wrote propaganda. Royal annals existed to glorify the king, recording victories, exaggerating numbers, and never admitting defeat. So read what Sennacherib claims. He says that Hezekiah of Judah refused to submit to him, so he besieged and captured forty-six of Hezekiah's fortified cities, along with countless villages, using siege ramps, battering rams, and sappers tunneling under the walls. He claims to have carried off over two hundred thousand people and vast herds of livestock. Then comes the famous line. Hezekiah himself, Sennacherib boasts, he shut up in Jerusalem, his royal city, "like a bird in a cage." Now compare the Bible. Second Kings 18 says that in the fourteenth year of Hezekiah, Sennacherib came up against all the fortified cities of Judah and took them. It records that Hezekiah, desperate, sent tribute to buy him off, stripping gold from the doors of the temple to pay it. Sennacherib's prism records the tribute too, including gold, silver, precious stones, and even Hezekiah's daughters and musicians sent after him to Nineveh. The two accounts agree on the invasion, the fallen cities, the king trapped in Jerusalem, and the tribute. On point after point, the Bible and the enemy's own boast tell the same story. Except for the ending. Look at what the prism does not say. For every other rebel city, Assyrian annals describe the same climax: the walls breached, the city taken, the rebel king captured, flayed, impaled, or dragged in chains before the throne. For Jerusalem, there is none of it. The most powerful army on earth has the city surrounded, and its king caged, and then the account simply moves on. Sennacherib never says he took Jerusalem. He never says he captured Hezekiah. A bird in a cage is a boast about a city he did not enter. The Bible tells us why. Second Kings 19 and Isaiah 37 record Hezekiah taking the Assyrian letter of threats into the temple, spreading it out before the LORD, and praying. Isaiah sends back God's answer: the king of Assyria "shall not come into this city or shoot an arrow there... By the way that he came, by the same he shall return." That night, Scripture says, the angel of the LORD struck the Assyrian camp, and in the morning Sennacherib broke camp and went home to Nineveh. No Assyrian record mentions a disaster, and none would. Kings did not carve their humiliations into clay. But the silence at the end of the prism fits precisely. There is more evidence for where Sennacherib wanted the world's attention. When he returned home, he decorated a room in his palace at Nineveh with enormous carved stone reliefs of his great victory in Judah. They do not show Jerusalem. They show Lachish, Judah's second city, being stormed: siege ramps, archers, captives marched out, men impaled. The reliefs are in the British Museum today. At Lachish itself, archaeologists found the Assyrian siege ramp still in place, along with hundreds of arrowheads and sling stones. Sennacherib celebrated the city he took with a wall of monuments. The capital he came to take appears in his palace nowhere at all. Then the Bible adds one more detail. Second Kings 19 closes by saying that Sennacherib went home and lived at Nineveh, and that while he was worshiping in the house of his god, two of his sons struck him down with the sword and fled, and another son, Esarhaddon, reigned in his place. That also happened. Assyrian and Babylonian records confirm that Sennacherib was murdered in a revolt by his own sons in 681 BC, and that Esarhaddon took the throne after fighting his brothers for it. The man who mocked the God of Israel and demanded to know which god had ever saved a city from his hand died at the hands of his own children, in his own temple, before his own god. People say that the Old Testament is tribal legend, written by the winners to flatter themselves. But here the enemy is holding the pen. The most powerful king of his age wrote his own version of the story, pressed it into clay to last forever, and it confirms the Bible on nearly every point. At the one point where the Bible says God intervened, the king who never admitted defeat went quiet. Hezekiah had no army that could stand against Assyria. He had a letter full of threats, a temple, and a God. He spread the threats out before the LORD and prayed. Whatever letter has been delivered to you, whatever enemy has you caged, do what he did. Lay it before God. The kings of this world write their boasts in clay. God writes the endings. "Thus says the LORD: He shall not come into this city." And he did not. Jesus is the King whose kingdom no army can take. Thank You, Jesus.
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Christianity, not feminism.
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When you finally realize you’re living in a simulation
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If you give a Β£50 note to a butcher, who then buys from the baker, who then buys from the candlestick maker, it’s worth Β£50 to each of them, & after 50 transactions it’s still worth Β£50 If you pay by card, the bank takes 1.5%, 3% or even 5% The butcher, baker and candlestick maker all have to pay the bank for the privilege of transacting, and by 50 transactions… The bank has the whole Β£50 in fees This is the real reason they want a cashless society Cash is freedom, but it’s also trillions the banks can NOT take from you
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Driving your car. Going to a pub. Having a smoke. Going to a restaurant. A holiday. Buying new clothes. Going to watch a film at a cinema. Going out with the family... Pleasures that every working and retired person should be able to afford. In the past, yes. But now, no.
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Back in 2003, a German film crew filming in the Gobi Desert captured an incredibly moving moment: after a tough two-day birth, a mother camel rejected her newborn. A nomadic family then performed the ancient Hoos singing ritual passed down for generations. Once the song ended, the camel shed tears and finally accepted her baby. This powerful scene became one of the most memorable parts of the Oscar-nominated documentary The Story of the Weeping Camel.
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Every three years in medieval England, the king's men went from cottage to cottage cutting the toes off the peasants' dogs. It was called lawing. The dog's forefoot went on a block of wood, a chisel was set across three claws, and they came off with one blow of a mallet. The Charter of the Forest, 1217, records the correct method: three claws of the forefoot, but not the ball. A dog with three toes missing cannot run down a deer. That was the entire purpose. A third of England was royal forest, every animal in it belonged to the king, and a poor man's dog was the one piece of hunting equipment he could not be stopped from owning. So they left him the dog and took its feet. If the inspectors found yours intact, the fine was three shillings, about a month's wages. Before 1217 they simply took your ox. No law ever told that man he could not eat meat. The law took his bow, his dog's toes and his right to the wood, then left him entirely free to work out the rest for himself. He worked it out. He ate oats and beans, and he raised children who ate oats and beans. That is how it is always done. Meat is never banned for the poor. It just becomes, by one sensible regulation after another, impossible to get. Count the sensible regulations being drafted for your dinner this year.
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The bishop can move diagonally, while the imam can move in any direction he wants and telling him he can't is Islamophobia
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