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Timothy thee snacker

@TimothyTlhapane

Iโ€™m here for a good time and a long time

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Joined May 2020
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๐Ÿชถ (@spnkrx) profile picture
๐Ÿชถ@spnkrxNov 5
โ€œYeses ke lebetse dompassโ€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Dr. Priyam Bordoloi (@DocPriyamMD) profile picture
Dr. Priyam Bordoloi
@DocPriyamMDApr 13
Patient: Doctor, my feet are swollen and I am feeling breathless. โ€‹Me: Any BP or Sugar issues? โ€‹Patient: No, nothing. Iโ€™ve always been healthy. โ€‹Me: (Looking at the labs: Creatinine 8.4, HbA1c 12.1%) Your sugar is very high and your kidneys are failing. Are you sure youโ€™ve never been diagnosed? โ€‹Patient: Oh, that. 20 years ago a doctor said I had "sugar." He gave me some tablets. โ€‹Me: Did you take them? โ€‹Patient: I took them for a month. My sugar went down, so I was cured. Why take medicine if I don't feel sick? โ€‹Me: You haven't checked it in 20 years? โ€‹Patient: No need, doctor. I stopped eating sweets and started walking. I thought the sugar was gone. โ€‹Me: And the swelling? Patient: I thought the "urine was getting stuck". Can you just give me one tablet to fix the kidneys today? I have a wedding to attend. Me: ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Yazi this thing of non health care professionals speaking on such is really getting on my nerves
๐Ÿฆข (@ZainabSana2622) profile picture๐Ÿฆข@ZainabSana2622Mar 26
We must end abortion.๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ช
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Hair grows back, that child being bullied for his diagnosis will always remember what was done to them
Genius Tech (@Geniustechw) profile pictureGenius Tech
@GeniustechwMar 25
Dad cuts his son's dreadlocks because he bullied a kid with cancer at school... Thoughts?
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Heโ€™s even there in medicine ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐š ๐ก๐ฎ๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ง๐ž (@tsitsiii_t) profile picture๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐š ๐ก๐ฎ๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ง๐ž
@tsitsiii_tMar 24
Zhang et al., 2004 did everything
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The way this would never happen ko Wits
G-Block ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธaby (@motionsznn) profile pictureG-Block ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธaby
@motionsznnMar 18
Proposing at a graduation ceremony?? Nah he hates her๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This but make it dentistry ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Dr Abdul Hameed ๐Ÿฉบ (@drabdulhameed07) profile pictureDr Abdul Hameed ๐Ÿฉบ
@drabdulhameed07Mar 15
Medical students whose parents are doctors.
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Why is this giving gingivitis?
Creepy.org (@creepydotorg) profile pictureCreepy.org
@creepydotorgMar 16
Jack Oโ€™Connell wearing prosthetic fangs on the Oscars red carpet ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@cdollMar 9
Me after saying I have to lock in
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Dr Nanayaa Mprah@__loveyayaFeb 25
today i feel like a samsung ๐Ÿ’€
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Yall my dog doesnโ€™t like white people๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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New lesson from 2026: Talk is CHEAPER than the Zim dollar. If I donโ€™t see it, I donโ€™t believe it!
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Me when I see your plaque buildups when yall come in for your yearly dental checkups
Logical-CJ (@CJ_Njabulo) profile pictureLogical-CJ@CJ_NjabuloJan 24
Replying to @joy_zelda
The only toothbrush that cleans properly
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The salary will be competing against bills.
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๐™‰. (@luvherout) profile picture๐™‰.
@luvheroutJan 22
What does "competitive salary" even mean?
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Ugochukwu Madu (@UgochukwuCFR) profile picture
Ugochukwu Madu
@UgochukwuCFRJan 19
โ€œZhang et al.โ€ have to be the most cited authors alive.
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Romeo S (Reloaded) ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿฅ‡ (@PaIIahAbdul) profile pictureRomeo S (Reloaded) ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿฅ‡@PaIIahAbdulJan 19
Fuck him and his ratty wig
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This but make it Wits
HBL (@HOTBOYLEEKS) profile pictureHBL@HOTBOYLEEKSJan 16
three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and a person who studied at uct telling you they studied at uct.
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Let's get this Degree.
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This ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
asi (@AsivileMpokeli) profile pictureasi@AsivileMpokeliJan 6
me on the 30th on my way to UCT without being registered, with a fee block, no res and no funding.
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@the_akinolaJan 3
january salary is still 4 weeks away
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