My daughter (mom of the grand) just called trunk or treat tailgating for babies, and I will never get over this.
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Public places like grocery stores, clothing stores, restaurants, etc need to start putting up “NO STREAMING” signs and immediately kick people out for it
There need to be laws crafted that carry heavy fines, and permanent trespassing for streaming in no streaming establishments
Destroy this disgusting industry immediately. It should have been killed in the cradle, now it’s an out of control monster
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Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully to 1776 when the average American had some balls.
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
I write a lot of ad copy for clients and I simply cannot get AI to write anything good. Here’s why: I find that it ploughs forward and essentially contains numerous micro-non sequiturs. It doesn’t understand cadence. It tries to be “cute” and thinks it ought to include as many “eye wink” moments as it can. I can spot AI copy by a mile. So cringe.
How do photogs get pictures where the moon is gigantic in relation to trees or houses or whatever, any picture of the moon I take makes the moon look like a pencil point
As far as I can tell it’s never going to rain around here again, not really, not like we need, and we’re all going to wither up and die
As one whose father married an older version of Meghan markle, and who for a dozen years had a front row seat to what someone like that is capable of, pardon me if I am EXTREMELY skeptical of this whole story
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Four years ago today. This was the most important move for free and uninhibited speech in the 21st century. The ripple effect is still cascading around the world.
Saw a sticker on the window of a car today that said “Mom of sassholes.” So, yeah
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We currently have a sitting member of the U.S. House of Representatives who publicly announced tonight she is unsure of whether or not she married her own brother.
Please vote.
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I can tell you exactly what will happen if Democrats regain power: They will use your money to fly deported illegal aliens back to America and pay them settlements. They will re-open our borders and ship millions of foreign people to any community they want. And they won't stop until America becomes an unrecognizable country.
It’s a day ending in y so once again I wake up, hating AI writing-
here’s the thing no one tells you, here’s the quiet part out loud, it’s not this. It’s not that it’s not this. It’s not that it’s this.
Every sentence ending with three different parts and the third one a kicker.
So predictable so bloodless so inhuman

















