The OBSERVER

In case you didn't follow sports today: >🏈Reports leaked the FBI advised Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest to Utah campus after Charlie Kirk's assassination >🏀Lamar Odom joined OnlyFans (vid in replies) >🇨🇳China suspended coverage of La Liga after Mbappe joked about his Mao Zedong dictator meme >⚾️Rays walked off the Brewers 4-3 in the 12th inning of G4 of the World Series (Brewers lead series 3-1) >🏈Colts traded Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks & DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers >🏈Alabama kicked DB Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. off the team after he got arrested for doxing a cop >⚽️Fleetwood (18th in the 4th tier of English football) knocked Premier League champs Arsenal out of the Carabao Cup on pens (vid in replies) >⚽️Reports came out that Lamine Yamal's father spat in a waitress' face & threatened someone with a chair at Barcelona's airport >🏀Enes Kanter said he has secret recordings that will "expose and bring down the NBA" >🏀Malik Beasley agreed to plead guilty in his NBA betting case >🏀Paul Pierce said he's drowning in bills after his monthly income dropped from $119K to $23K (made 200M in the NBA) >🏀Jayson Tatum dropped 40 & hit an OT buzzer-beater to beat the Nets 125-124 (vid in replies) >🏀🥊Josh Hart squared up on an assistant coach during Knicks-Pistons game (vid in replies) >🏀Anthony Edwards told a judge he fears his baby mama will waste his child support on gambling >🏀Anthony Edwards got ruled out for 2+ months with a knee injury that needs surgery >🏀Luka dropped 41 & 9 ast in the Lakers' loss to 3-0 Blazers >🏀Knicks got their first win of the season beating undefeated Pistons 111-97 >🏀Julian Champagnie hit 8 threes 13 mins in the first half of the Spurs' 130-103 win vs the Kings >🏀Kawhi Leonard was ruled out for a "period of weeks" with swelling in his knee >🏀Atlanta Dream wrote an open letter saying their concerns about the WNBA Finals arena "did not receive the attention" they deserved >🏒Connor Hellebuyck won his Devils debut 5-1 vs Dallas in his first game in 6 months >🏒Matthew Schaefer became the first player (on record) to play all 5 minutes of an overtime >🏒Danila Yurov & Vincent Trocheck dropped the gloves in a Wild vs Mammoth game that had 3 fights (vid in replies) >🏒Nicolas Deslauriers & Tanner Jeannot had a heavyweight fight (vid in replies) >🏈Footage came out of Dez Bryant slapping a phone out of a teenager's hand right before he got arrested (vid in replies) >🏈Ian Rapoport reported Zach Charbonnet (knee) is expected to play in Week 8 >🏈Maryland offered free tuition to one student who stays until the 4th quarter of Saturday's game >⚽️Man City's owners put another £100M into the club weeks after being found guilty of breaking PL financial rules >⚽️The UK Prime Minister's office wouldn't rule out knighting Harry Kane after his Ballon d'Or win >⚽️Marcel Sabitzer scored a free kick golazo in the 93rd minute to win Dortmund's cup game vs Bremen (vid in replies) >⚽️Lazio beat Sassuolo 6-2 to stay top of Serie A >⚽️I did a full football recap on my account earlier if you wanna check it out >Let me know what I missed If you love sports but don't have time to endlessly scroll Twitter all day — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow me pookie