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Tommy “The Hammer” Johnson

@Tommyhammerjohn

OU 08’ | ΠΚΑ Social Chair 06’ | Intramural Co ed Football QB 1 | Hedge Fund Manager | Women Pleaser

 Norman, OK
Joined October 2026
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Ex sent me this am i still #inthat
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Delt faggot #shrink
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Teach just said get in groups, and my boy turned the other way #obliterate
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Just realized i have a fucking 8 am and i’m hammered #fuckmylife
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Don’t think having a daughter is an option #thotdaughter
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Spooky week #NewProfilePic
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Sunday is afraid of me #sundayscaries
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Tommy has entered hammered #costumeparty
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Update i am alive and approaching alcohol with kinda hearted intentions tonight
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cut my self off sticking to water now #blitzed
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Instagram is blessing my eyes #rapeme
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Gay son hits a 3 to extend the lead to 43 #wood 🪵
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They are calling this the worst hangover ever #nukeme
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no one talk to me #wefuckingsuck
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Update fellas: I am now the one drunk and texting LS #needreinforcements
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Ex sent me this #imvulnerable right now
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Something just came across my desk John #neckinator
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FUCK MY LIFE #ilovecookies
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Just discovered that going to class actually helps you understand the exam
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#rallythetroops
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