Tony Shrum

Focus on the do’s and not the don’t’s

Phrases that need to be laid to rest: “Asking for a friend.”

Your aim is so shit you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat.

I wish the treatment & attitude toward teachers and soldiers was reversed.

Love is the only war worth dying for.

Happy Birthday @JackiNicole!

I often look at people and think, "I wonder if this person treats others like shit."

It's safe to say there's dried chocolate on my clothes at any given moment.

Yo! Amazon bought Whole Foods... like, the entire company, not just groceries.

Heading to Vegas for Punk Rock Bowling tomorrow, but my mind drifts off to thoughts of The Fest in Gainesville.

Y'all crazy. These male rompers are stylish af.

I hope rain becomes a normal thing in Southern California.

Woke up to a chocolate ice cream smudged thumbprint on my phone. Was tempted to lick it.

When's the next swine flu or SARS poppin' off? Time to crunch them numbers.