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Jurassic Park is in a bit of a messy state in the Universal parks in Orlando, here's what I'd do to fix it.
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There needs to be a slur for people like this.
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Dumbest company on earth. 💀
Six Flags shuts down iconic California roller coaster after horror death in Georgia park trib.al/zTR0Iyq
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Perfect picture to go with a bassless knee-jerk reaction.
SeaWorld Orlando shuts down Mako Coaster after fatal six flags accident. tmz.com/2026/10/13/seaworld-…
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Nobody is brave enough to ask the difficult question, so I will; why is the on ride photo for Goliath jungle themed?
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That's it, I've seen enough. Shut down every Goliath until we figure out what the hell is going on.
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Kong's not going anywhere, it's the best dark ride at IoA.
Universal has 3 options now: 1. Replace the Kong animatronic (unlikely) 2. Replace Kong with a screen (terrible) 3. Replace the ride entirely (please) This attraction has been plagued with issues ever since it opened. More recently, the outdoor portion was not available for nearly a year, and the 3D has been removed. If Universal intends on replacing one of the greatest animatronics to ever exist with a screen for the attraction's finale, well, there will simply be no more incentive in riding. After 10 years the Reign of Kong on Skull Island, might finally be over.
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Is that Hollywood Dream in the back?
This is so cringe it makes me uncomfortable. I'm sure this takes some skill to do, but at this point make it stop.
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When you talk to your step sister about your favorite beetle and she doesn't even care.
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*you are Thanksgiving dinner
There are only 4 possible plots for a theme park ride You’re going on a tour (it goes wrong) You’re going to a party (it goes wrong) You are signing up for a dangerous mission (it goes wrong) Education
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Hill Path Capital seeing a well themed attraction.
JUST IN: Silver Dollar City announces MINER’S MOUNTAIN EXPRESS, a new family roller coaster coming to Branson, MO in 2027! Some stats on this mine-train style coaster: 🎢 TWO lift hills, the tallest just under 100’ 🙌 15 moments of weightlessness 📏 3,553 of track, longest at SDC ⏰ 3min, 18sec total experience 🚂 THREE trains carrying 24 riders each The story is rooted in the real-life Marble Cave Mining Company, which operated 145 years ago where @SDCAttractions stands today. 🎥: youtu.be/eQNVWgENhZQ?is=fFrN…
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SeaWorld is starting to look like Chernobyl.
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ArieForce 2: The Revenge of Kumba 1
Everybody better start mentally preparing for a Intamin Hot-Racer or a Vekoma Family Boomerang instead of that 350ft RMC T-Rex. I would say prepare for something like BBW: My Search History’s Revenge, but you already have Phoenix Rattling.
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Introducing Tampa's longest and fastest launched straddle coaster!
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Fast & Furious Supercharged at Universal Studios Florida will now permanently close on August 16th 2026. @UniversalORL
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Hearing rumors Fun Spot Atlanta is closing at the end of the year for tax writeoffs, ArieForce 1 supposedly to be demolished alongside it. This better be false
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Nobody complained about HRRR.
HOLLYWOOD Rip Ride Rockit was there for over 15 years and no one batted an eye. Why is this so different?
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Putting a Hollywood themed rollercoaster in a New York themed area is a very Disney move.
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Inflation is wild, three loops ain't what it used to be.
Let's go for a ride on the world's first triple looping coaster. 🎢 #SixFlagsOverGeorgia #rollercoaster
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Wait until they discover the rollercoaster that JUMPS THE TRACKS.
SCARY SIGHT: Two men were spotted holding on for dear life at the peak of a 130-foot drop after a roller coaster malfunctioned in Texas. The pair was suspended at a terrifying 90-degree angle facing straight toward the ground. A frantic relative called 911 as the riders hung there for nearly one hour before they were safely brought down.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The riders were fully secured by safety restraints and were not "holding on for dear life." The coaster initiated a controlled safety stop due to a sensor issue. The 90-degree tilt is the ride's intended design element, not a result of the malfunction. coaster101.com/2024/10/03/til…
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