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@Torranceisbest

Parfaits are the best thing on the whole damn planet, and some chicks are just too hard to wife. (these beez my tweets, and nobody else)

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First date question: How do you wash dishes?
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Woooo chile!
 TashiMac the Black Alumni Ambassador😉 (@TKo_A90) profile picture TashiMac the Black Alumni Ambassador😉@TKo_A903h
Body dysmorphia is such a thing because here i am thinking i look a certain way and people she me differently. Be kind to yourself friends lol
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@MenteDeVinoOct 28
The cheat code is authenticity.
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Red Hot Shawn Texas (@GOODBROTHERLYZM) profile picture
Red Hot Shawn Texas@GOODBROTHERLYZM19h
It’s always another one…
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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LMAO
Saucy Dantana (@Dan_Glorious) profile pictureSaucy Dantana@Dan_GloriousOct 22
I wore a Tommy polo, and they talked down to me over some Gucci loafers. Like GUCCI……… the literal Aldi of this designer shit. And I just had to take it cus I didn’t wanna ruin my friend’s wedding. NEVER question whatever little humility I have 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿
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ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ (@DollarBeKnowing) profile picture
ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ@DollarBeKnowingOct 23
Carl Thomas deserved so much more. Add more years to Diddy’s sentence! #VERZUZ
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Literally Shaking (@mashaloo) profile picture
Literally Shaking
@mashalooOct 22
Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
@AtlantaFalcons
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Buddy looks like the six flags guy, but as a kid
Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) profile pictureSleeper
@SleeperHQOct 21
Jalen Ramsey after Shough sails a pass 10 yards over Olave
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@christpremeOct 22
If this isn’t a touchdown celebration this weekend I’ll be very disappointed
Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) profile pictureSleeper
@SleeperHQOct 21
Jalen Ramsey after Shough sails a pass 10 yards over Olave
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I want an authentic “Inkwell” shirt so I can REALLY feel like an uppity negro
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Wearing wardrobe from Malcolm X, I see
NBC Sports PR (@NBCSportsPR) profile pictureNBC Sports PR
@NBCSportsPROct 20
NBC Sports’ Reggie Miller chats with Knicks super fan and Oscar-winning filmmaker Spike Lee ahead of New York’s first banner raising ceremony since 1973! Live coverage begins at 6:30 p.m. ET on NBC and Peacock
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Hay. Zoo. Cree. Stow.
Rap Alert (@rapalert6) profile pictureRap Alert
@rapalert6Oct 22
North West as Natalie Nunn for Halloween. 😭
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Booty Pebbles 🍉 (@call_me_lexxi) profile picture
Booty Pebbles 🍉@call_me_lexxiOct 21
This is exactly how yall act when Black and Native Americans tell yall what this country is actually like for us btw
evi 🪩💧 (@evisincechicago) profile pictureevi 🪩💧@evisincechicagoOct 20
estadounidenses cuando descubren que fuera de estados unidos hay otras perspectivas, otra historia y otras formas de hacer las cosas completamente distintas a la suya
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Matt 🛒 (@EastPointMadeMe) profile picture
Matt 🛒
@EastPointMadeMeOct 21
Matt 🛒 (@EastPointMadeMe) profile pictureMatt 🛒
@EastPointMadeMeOct 17
If Keisha did so bad as Mayor, who saved Atlanta and made it great? Which party do they belong to?
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As hell!
rerebhadd (@rerebhaddmf) profile picturererebhadd
@rerebhaddmfOct 20
I Love A Nigga With His Own Crib. Can I Come Over And Fry Some Chicken In A Thong
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I’ve walked into theaters with visable Wendy’s bags, and they tell me “Theater 5 is to the left”
Bre-40 (@CatwalkBre) profile pictureBre-40@CatwalkBreOct 21
Now y’all going up for movie concession stands?!?!?! At those prices!!?!? Imma bring whatever I feel like I wanna have during my movie. That confession stand can go to hell.
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Kentah Gwanjez (@GWANJEZ) profile pictureKentah Gwanjez
@GWANJEZOct 20
Sanaa Lathan & Regina Hall 🖤
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You ain’t never had anything to look forward to?
evil clean🫧 (@itscleangoddy) profile pictureevil clean🫧
@itscleangoddyOct 18
Planned sex is so weird sometimes 😭😭
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jojo
@_jwigzOct 19
disagree. schedule me for friday at 7 please. thanks!
evil clean🫧 (@itscleangoddy) profile pictureevil clean🫧
@itscleangoddyOct 18
Planned sex is so weird sometimes 😭😭
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@acnewsiticsOct 19
Replying to @TheTNHoller @KenPaxtonTX
MAGA: We love Black conservatives! Also MAGA: Not that close.
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