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AEW Wrestler. The Cosmic Killer. Taken by @YouCallHerMami. #RP #Parody

Long Island, NY
Joined September 2020
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Kris Statlander • Female • Bisexual • MDNI • Mature Content • RT for More Than a Woman
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Buffalos Own: DANIEL GARCIA! •The Feeling is Restored! -Straight Friendly Male experienced writer, 21+ ONLY. -Single ship account, must have heavy chemistry. -Always willing to match descriptions -Don’t be shy to interact. Likes and Retweets are appreciated
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"Do you want to play a game?" He's an evil boy. 𝘼ndrew 𝙍. 𝘾𝘼𝘿𝙀nski... his friends call him 𝘼ndy. MDNI Marvel RP NSFW Smut/Lewd focused ❤️&🔁
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“ 𝔱𝔬𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔰 𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔰𝔢 𝔤𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔡'𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔩'𝔢𝔰𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔱 “ 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝑱𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤. . . ↻ + ♡︎
an anointing, the first of many.
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Adam Cole • Male • Bisexual • MDNI • Mature Content • RT for Adam Cole Bay Bay
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Indi • wrestler , sex maniac •Bi •Female •Not The real Indi Hartwell
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Hi welcome to my page. I'm a multi character rp. -Nikki Bella -Thea Hail -Ahsoka Tano -Taash ❤️All characters are portrayed as trans unless I say otherwise ❤️Lesbian girls and trans only (femboys accepted) ⚠️Limits are: Bondage bdsm rape etc ⚠️Kinks can be discussed in DMs
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Danhausen DTF until taken Single (will ship w anyone.) Straight Have experience in RPing very nice, very evil entity.
 collector of teeth & human monies. master of curses, and capes. RT and Like for Very nice and very evil!
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Danhausen. Thirty-five. Very Evil, very nice. Six foot, eight inches tall. 300 pounds. Curse practitioner. Teeth collector. Undefeated. Pansexual. Ship(s)? With chemistry. Penned by Goop.xn--9ck.
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“Sometimes the best stories are hidden right in front of you” 📸 Flipping to Brand New OC 📸Fandomless/multiverse 📸 Daniel is 20 years old 📸 2nd Year in college for journalism 📸Lewd/non Lewd rp 📸 21+ 📸Kinks and limits to be discussed in dms
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Liv Morgan 💋 Hottest blonde 💋 Leader of The Judgment Day 💋 You’re worst nightmare and dream 💋 Bisexual NSFW 21+ RP 💋 Ship with Roxanne, Raquel & Dirty Dom 💋 BBC BWC 💋 I always play dirty💋 Watch me 💋 RT for your favorite wrestler 💋
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New Pinned Tweet Likes and RTs are appreciated *The Virtuosa *Lesbian🏳️‍🌈 *18+ *No minors *Female *Thick booty babe *Loves kicking ass DM me for kinks and limits
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Updated pin ❤️+🔄 *Undeniable *The Diamond 💎 *Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 *Autistic *Mother *Metalhead *Loves kicking ass *Helps out others *Hot Diamond Milf 🔥 *Can be flirty at times *DM me for kinks *Loves to inspire others *Mental Health advocate *Autism Awareness advocate
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Nikki Garcia • Female • Bisexual • MDNI • Mature Content • RT for The Fearless One
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🍑Portrayal as Laci Somers 🍑Hottest blonde 🍑Descriptive & Literate 🍑Adult Roleplay 🍑Storylines & Plots 🍑Bisexual 🍑NSFW 🍑BBC BWC 🍑Submissive 🍑RT for this fat ass and you’ll get more
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"We all help save the world in our own way." Jimmy Olsen 18 years old Youngest Pullitzer prize winner in history 10 inch 🍆 Lewd RP 🔃&✅️
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I'm thankful for my bubby! ❤️💙❤️💙
A-a-And finally I’m thankful for my fwamily! Thankful for my Hunky! (@AVRizzStat) Thankful for all my sissies! (@krissygatorfood, @StaturdayNights, @TotalHybrid) Thankful for Daddy! (@ACUndisputed) Thankful for Papi! (@KagayakuBushido)
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Does anyone want to hang out with this Pixie? -Candice-
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FEEL THE WRATH! [ A descriptive portrayal of Harley Cameron. Will follow her outlandish ways! ]
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