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Joined February 2009
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Became a regular so hard at the bar down the street in my 30s that I started getting invited to staff game nights.
If I had been Sunny Balwani I would have told Elizabeth Holmes to use her giddy voice more and Theranos would have worked.
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Went to a Halloween open mic tonight dressed as a hotdog, did a bunch of jokes about how much hamburgers suck, a guy came up to me after and told me about his hotdog superhero screenplay, and then another guy handed me a hotdog wrapped in aluminum foil. I ate it, no hesitation.
More like Ivy Nope.
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk.
In a new essay, the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers.
“As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.”
Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
Ernie Johnson leaving Inside the NBA is like George Washington leaving Mt. Rushmore. But actually worse, because Ernie Johnson is real.
America lost its manufacturing jobs, but it gained a blind, gluttonous allegiance to The Cheesecake Factory.
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I’m so sorry to this person, but I am in fucking tears over this lmfaoooooooo when it pans out hahahahahaha
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There aren’t enough classically trained gays anymore this video should have thousands of likes
