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Sales Director @tollgateproducts, Presenter @shropshirelive, Matchday host @telfordutd, Dad, Husband, 'Gobshite with a Microphone'. #itfc #afctu

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Joined August 2013
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Phil Shieber retweeted
The people who are stuck in airports would be well-served to find a van full of friendly polka musicians who can get them where they need to be.
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So it now turns out Farage’s security was paid for by Reform UK despite him saying that was what the £5m gift was for. So, what exactly was the £5m for if it wasn’t for security?
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The Kernow Nonce Bonnets have been forced into an embarrassing climbdown after falsely claiming an illegal migrant "invasion" had arrived in Cornwall and wrongly implicating a local family-run coach company. HM Coastguard says no such small boat incident was reported. Police described the claim as a hoax. The "migrants" turned out to be seafarers travelling after a routine vessel sale, and the coach company was entirely innocent. Nonce Bonnets not the brightest are they?
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Hearing Pat Cummins “spoke well”, like society hasn’t been tugging its forelocks at bullshitters and charlatans who “speak well” for centuries. Just because someone can elegantly string a sentence together doesn’t mean they’re telling the truth.
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Same tactics, same lies, and same shameless people behind this. All they need is a bus. But a lot has changed in the past ten years, not least the British people who now know how much Brexit costs us - and want some hope for a better future.
Rejoining the EU would cost us £750m a week. Let's spend it on our priorities instead.
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It's got a sort of ring to it
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Well, I hope you stocked three days of Outlook and Teams like all the governments were telling you to.
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Incontinence Club tonight at 7pm. If you can make it give me a tinkle.
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I’ve put the bins out
What's more romantic than "I love you"?
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I'm just a boy standing in front of every non-league football club in the land asking - BEGGING - them to STOP USING THE SAME SHITE OLD AI-GENERATED POSTERS AND FLYERS AND ADVERTS ALL THE FUCKING BASTARD TIME
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The BBC have issued a formal response to all of the complaints about the chosen charities of the winners of The Celebrity Traitors. Allow me to summarise. ‘Many thanks for getting in touch with your concerns. We don’t care. Get knotted.’
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Husband just asked what all the fuss was about with the Marks & Spencer christmas advert. “Oh hang on, I’ll see if I can find it on YouTube” I replied, as I went directly to my saved videos in my “special” folder. 😬
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Phil Shieber retweeted
The Danish for ‘mullet’ is Bundesligahår, meaning ‘the hair of a German football player’.
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My father in law. My mom also had three uncles too, who served in the WW These are untold stories. They did it to survive. #LestweForget ♥️🫡
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New insult just dropped.
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One of the  fastest red cards in football history occurred just two seconds into a match in 2000, striker Lee Todd remarked ‘fuck me, that was loud’ when the whistle to start the game was blown, and was promptly shown sent off.
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Phil Shieber retweeted
Elton John was sad today his African coloured frog who had been ill for a while died. Today in a statement, all he said was, "Goodbye yellow sick toad."
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#Alkoholfreiday is back!!!! It’s your chance to #win a case of #erdingeralkoholfreiUK 🍻 Simply repost and your name will go into the hat 🎩 Two winners will be announced at 5pm(ish) today 🤞 #Competition #giveaway
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Fans of Valenciennes, who are now near the bottom of Frances 3rd division, have begun playing circus music from the crowds during their games... I promise you this is the best thing you will see today... 😭
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