Poking fun at “travel bloggers” AKA credit card salespeople. Equal opportunity parody account. 11/193
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BREAKING: Buc-ee's announces all future locations will be in Florida, "just to be safe."
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"New video shows JFK arrest"
New to whom? It's a TMZ Instagram post of an twitter video from 13 days ago, which Gary already covered, now re-covered because someone emailed him that they were "across the aisle." He even added a Frontier duct tape story from 2021.
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Stay tuned this morning for Gary’s complete breakdown and analysis of…. Doug Parker’s umpteenth appearance on Airlines Confidential
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If you’re in line for the Delta Sky Club to watch Steve Kornacki analyze election returns on a wall of 9 TVs with a glass of $4 wine, STAY IN LINE
Blogger cancels credit card. Writes 800 words about it.
Why? "It served its purpose."
How? Called the number.
Was it hard? No.
Was there a letter? Yes. "Worth sharing."
It was not worth sharing. Nothing about this was worth sharing.
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@TravelFake get ready for their ' unique take on SNL ad' articles flooding the shill market area aka @BoardingArea from the usual suspects esp that creepy ass mofer.
SAT, 2026, Section 4, Question 12:
A Palladium cardholder spends $1,000 on November 1. The card earns 2X. He bought a 1X accelerator for $200 of a “cash” that isn’t real money. Rent Day adds 2X, capped at 1,000 points.
Solve for X. Show your work.
Doug Parker retired in 2022. Gary brought him up six times in this post in about seatback screens.
Quoted a 2017 interview. Quoted a 2018 employee meeting. Relitigated a 2011 slot swap.
He's not writing about American. He's reminiscing about his former man crush.
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I write about this every day! Source:%20YouTube share.google/vBnVTBQIIwouCuA…
Gary took a JonNYC screenshot about tiramisu and got 4 minutes out of it, including a Delta pulled pork court case, a 2017 bartender costume controversy, and an Airplane! joke.
The news: don't eat the dessert.
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It was very grueling. Had to put my first AND last name AND address and click submit. Taking the weekend off to recover.
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Pro tip: don’t bother to ask to take your shirt off before sampling the new Polaris seat. Guess we all can’t be as cool as Matthew
