Neurodivergent dilettante death-marching into the Swamp of Stupidity Follow me on Instagram (TravisSpomer) if you like photos.
Redmond, WA
Joined March 2011
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One thing I will not allow in this house, young man, is disrespecting the name of the good folks at Mountain Dew
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i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
Tip: efficiently mourn both Star Trek stars at once with a shot of wodka in your tea, Earl Grey, hot.
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genuinely can someone explain to me how it’s possible that every platform i use is keeping tabs on me and selling my data to advertisers and yet i still basically never get ads for anything i would even remotely consider spending money on
There’s a day each year where, starting then, it feels too late in the year to make a positive life change. “It can wait until the new year,” you will say, and everyone will accept that as obvious. Doesn’t it seem that day creeps a couple of days earlier each year, for everyone?
With “early Black Friday” now starting in early October, a full ¼ of the year is now the Christmas season. There is no precedent for this! The Earth was not meant to withstand such dangerous heights of fabulous savings. Heed my warning.
If we all faced the end of the world tomorrow, a terrible apocalypse, we wouldn’t say that we wish we’d have spent more time at the gym, or finished that big project at work—of course not. We would regret that we didn’t have time to finish Control: Resonant.
Maturity is accepting that I will never again have a venture as successful as the illegal candy speakeasy I ran in middle school.
There is nothing more that middle-seat-bookers love than to be the last ones to board, simply to dash your false hope and spread disappointment wherever they travel.
Hi, I'm your doctor. Thanks for waiting two hours. I have narrowed it down to Unknown Bacteria, Unknown Virus, or Mummy's Curse. There's no treatment so I will send you home with a printout of some placebos to try ironically. Follow up in five days. My next timeslot is in 2027.
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hey. i'm the guy who puts all those single use scrolls in the dungeon for you to find. i know you havent used any of them yet. please use them. they only pay me if you use them. my family is starving i'm begging you to use the scrolls. please stop selling them for gold i beg you
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invented a new kind of factory farming where the animal suffers even more . we are using ai also
