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When asked why his dealership was closing, the timberline dodge salesman replied: "it's all because of Obama". ... I left the dealership.

Leonard Nimoy as William Bell. That is fringe. JJ Abrams is genius. (yes, I finally just watched it)

Geeking out with Star Trek: TNG. It's still the best!

@Y2KTrojan common ground wellness center has great practitioners

Yknow kids, there's plenty of nude pics on the internets.

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands, after that they are just called "the islands"

@hotsmexygirl I totally fucked the joke up.

Wait..........that didn't sound right......nevermind my twitter nonsense

Chuck Norris had a cat

He he! Pussy is good

Costco has no lucky jeans? >(

@groveronline the original NES light gun doesn't play well with plasma or LCD.

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways

Why do we

It's late, but something keeps me from sleeping.

Ynroh??

What's up with random crap people?

Nike store = meh

@keswold wow! 2003 ken wright for 60 bucks! Guadalupe is fantastic. Buy that sh-- up!

This is still my favorite theme. http://tinyurl.com/c33ykv