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Transfer season bado haijafungwa? Anyways, players ni wengi na mechi ni mob kabla Christmas break. Ka we ni star player, ni muhimu kukeep everyone on the field safe. Kila half inahitaji fresh kit. Enjoy the variety. Jiami for all of it. 😏 #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Hakuna signal ya email lakini connections za watu wamejiami ziko full bar! Trust, si ni mimi nakushow. #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Some people take whatever’s on the counter. Not her. She knows what she wants. “Studded Tatu Tafadhali.” Classic, Ribbed or Studded. Find your favourite and ask for it by name all December. What’s your order? ☕ #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Kuwa single doesn’t mean waiting for someone else to show you what you like. Leo tunaDJ solo. No requests. No “uko wapi?” No sharing the stage like The Bag. And yes, lube lazima juu ni short set. 💦 Drop you favourite “self-care” song, tucompare notes. 🎧 #Nimejiami

Newly single and suddenly every weekend looks like a transfer window. 👀 Enjoy the new season. Meet new people. Explore new things and find out what you like. Just don’t turn up without your kit. The serious ones always come prepared. #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Keep it close to your heart. Literally. ❤️ A back-pocket wallet means heat and pressure, and both damage condoms. Carry one in your shirt pocket or bag, and check the date before you use it. Close to your heart. Never under your bum. 😌 #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Unaona ukimanage?

Single. Taken. “Tunaona tu.” Back with the ex for detty december. Your relationship status can change faster than your bundles expire. Whatever yours says is, enjoy it. Just jiami while at it. Status yako leo ni gani? 👀 #Nimejiami #TrustKenya Carefree, not careless.

A haunted house? Fine. A grown adult doing a TED Talk on why they don’t use condoms? Hii sasa ndio horror. This Halloween, we’re leaving some performances before the main event. Which line gets zero stars and an immediate exit? #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Nyanya zinaweza need reinforcement. Kondiko haihitaji assistant. Two condoms worn together can rub against each other and are more likely to split. One new condom at a time. Follow the pack instructions. Dabo dabo wachia groceries.. #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Your running app knows how you slept, where you went and how your left calf is feeling. Your person is working with “hey stranger” & “hbu” That consistency looks good on you. Spread it around kidogo. Start with the conversation you keep postponing. #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Sometimes, insecurities hukill the mood, this week tuna-tackle the pressure to look “perfect” on this episode of Down To Find Out. Cheki the full episode alafu tuambie kwa comments kama body insecurities zishai kill mood time ya mechi. #NimejiamiNaTrust #DownToFindOutwithTrust

Your girls deserve a little attention too. Being carefree is also about being aware. Get familiar with your breasts or chest, and make time for a breast health check, even when everything feels normal. Carefree, Not Careless. #Nimejiami

Page 86 has a lot to answer for. Some of the scenes require a stunt coordinator, reinforced furniture and knees that have never seen a staircase. Choose what feels good. Change positions. Take the pillow. Do what feels good for both of you, hakuna mtu atakuchapa. #Nimejiami

Requirements: Won’t abandon me at kilometre two. Understands “pole pole”. Has serious intentions towards breakfast. Pace tunaweza discuss. Being left on read for 3 weeks after the deed? Immediate unmatch. What’s on your running-mate application? #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

You were given five-star feedback na ukaamua ku-rebrand the whole experience. 😭 “Right there” is a complete instruction. If something feels good, say it. If your person gives directions, follow them. Who keeps missing the exit? #Nimejiami #TrustKenya

Morning run. Leg day. Stairs to the third floor. Halafu “round two?” My dear, the contractor has left the site. Leo ni snacks, cuddles na kulala. A rest day doesn’t need an appeal hearing. Normal service resumes when the owner feels like it. #Nimejiami #TrustKenya