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Joined January 2026
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“Listen, I like boobs as much as the next guy, but the censored version is just bett-“ Shut up. We are coming to kill you.
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You have to play some M rated games as a teenager or you end up being the kinda guy who gets really into Splatoon Pornography
why is it so normalised for kids to play 18+ games? they're 18+ for a reason, 7 year olds shouldn't be on GTA 5
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This chair is where all the snipers will be the first 5 hours of beta. Just watching, calling out positions.
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Props to the cameraman for allowing us to see a bit of her ass before having to comply with the rules made by fat old women
Censoring healthy White Olympic athletes while porn stays uncensored is peak insanity
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Next time you’re complaining about the price of lumber, remind yourself that the Home Depot does this by hand to every single 2x4 before putting stocking the shelves.
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Female teachers loved interrupting your mid class conversations with "I'll wait." 😐 Yeah you will you stupid bitch 😂 me and Cody are about to figure out what pokemon we're gonna fuck 💯🏃‍♂️
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If this doesn’t revive me don’t waste time doing chest compressions
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If an American company fires Americans and hires Indians to replace them, the CEO, board, and top shareholders of that company should all be publicly tried, convicted, and executed.
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At this point an American invasion of Britain would be a thousand times more justified than any military action we've taken in my lifetime.
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I'm so fucking sick of soulslike mechanics. "Retrieve your souls" "Retrieve your geo" "Retrieve your gold" "Retrieve your bones" Why don't you retrieve my FUCKING NUTS
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I do not understand westoids who want anime to move away from weird degenerate fanservice. You already have that. That's what cartoons are for. You stopped consuming them because they sucked ass.
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good pussy will deadass have u downloading stardew valley
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"If you get sad in Canada, they just blow your head smoove off."
Distraught family blasts Canada for euthanizing son, 26, who suffered from 'seasonal depression' trib.al/V9wkC88
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