Cade Turner

Whoever’s putting the tops on Coors Light bottles better count your fkn days

I wanna go back to when my back didn’t fkn hurt and when I thought chopping ice was fun

Don’t touch my cow dogs, but if you walk by the crippled and old stray shop dog with out petting her you can fuck off.

Maybe one day I’ll quit keeping my shit in an absolute cluster fuck, but today has not been that day

Aqha and my counties road maintenance crews have to be ran by the same people. They’re the two most inefficient things I’ve ever had to deal with

Graduated college and all I do is watch 2 retards fight over who’s the boss while I do the work.

Back to the stars, perhaps I’ll find you in them

Dementia doesn’t seem so bad when you realize you get to listen to songs for the first time again

There’s nothing I hate on a lease place more than deer hunters. It never fails, I spend more time going around the fence to untie the fuckin wire from the next strand than anything else.

I kinda like being depressed because the swift kick in the nuts I receive when happy, hurts just a little less than normal

If you have time to dread it’s Monday or be happy it’s Friday, you have to much time on your hands

My talents include spending money at the vet and stuttering, that’s about it.

Another year, another couple hundred saved not having to buy roses or Navajo pearls

Always huntin for grass or gals

My whole life was get tough or die trying, and 2023 really proved that you better be tougher than your mind because you’re the only enemy when it comes to

Her final prayer was a answered, when the rifles fired again

Made it another year without having to buy a leggins pocket purse and turquoise for Christmas

Guys my age are really buying top of the line diesel pickups but still renting from their parents or grandparents. I just don’t understand the obsession with a pickup over an owned house