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Lauren D

@TweetsByLP

One time for karaoke, I was Nate Dogg when I clearly should have been Eminem | she/her

 Combination PizzaHut&TacoBell
Joined August 2011
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Seems like as good of a time as ever to bring back my favorite semi half time interview of all time #USAUClubNats
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@espnWJul 25
Team Washington wins the Kia Shooting Stars 🌟
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I’m ready for the EDD comeback #WNBAAllStar
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As promised, ArtButMakeItPants (buy his book! theartofpants.com/products/p…)…I’ve made a few, but respond with your favorite @pants post below and if I have a match, I’ll add it! Let’s start with the classic, Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights
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@ArtButSports2 Sep 2025
Replying to @ArtButSports
next, in a few weeks I’ll feature a book I own & adore, Pants World (theartofpants.com/products/p…), by @pants
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You’re a little slow to the party.
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@NICKIMINAJ22 Oct 2025
Idk who needs to hear this, but you’re beautiful.
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@pants16 Oct 2025
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Just a reminder @_ajawilson22 is the first player in WNBA/NBA history to win M'VP, D'POY, Finals Championship and Finals M'VP ✨
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A'ja really did that to them 😂 (h/t @bre_style)
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@pants8 Oct 2025
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@espn21 Sep 2025
A’JA WILSON IS IN A LEAGUE OF HER OWN AS THE ONLY WNBA PLAYER TO WIN MVP FOUR TIMES 👑 👏 Sources told @ShamsCharania
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🏆🏆 𝟒𝐱 𝐌’𝐕𝐏 🏆🏆 @_ajawilson22 is the 2025 @WNBA Most Valuable Player!
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i’m reminded of the interview she did several years ago where she said her goal was to make it impossible to have the Greatest Player of All-Time conversation without saying her name 👑👑👑👑
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@ShamsCharania21 Sep 2025
Breaking: Las Vegas Aces star A'ja Wilson has won the 2025 WNBA MVP award, becoming the first player in league history to win the honor four times, sources tell ESPN.
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@pants17 Sep 2025
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trash jones@jzux25 Aug 2025
irish exiting the party at 10:30pm
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Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess
~ Peltisan ~ (@peltisan) profile picture~ Peltisan ~@peltisan23 Aug 2025
I feel like we as people need to come up with a 4th utensil
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ultimate players from 2009-2018
Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) profile pictureJoe Weisenthal
@TheStalwart18 Aug 2025
Prior to pickleball I don’t think I’d ever heard people talk about a “fastest growing” sport. Obviously at any point, some sport was always growing faster than any other one. But it was never, iirc, a popular frame for discussing sports.
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“LeBron’s longevity is the greatest in NBA history.” Counter argument:
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Source: IT IS RED PANDA NIGHT AT THE NBA FINALS
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The important thing is Raleigh lost
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To get everyone hyped up for tonight’s game. Here’s a snapshot of our 2025 Regular Season. @PremierUltimate
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@pants17 Feb 2025
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