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watching RHONY for the first time, my first housewives ever

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I am onto season 6. Cannot believe I’m still one season away from Dorinda and the bethennysance. This random Kristen is here I’m going to ignore her, she just ate salad with her hands. Carole getting center apple and saying dumb ass shit like this while Luann is demoted to friend of doesn’t sit right with me. Aviva is the sin eater of the season it seems. Let’s gooooo #RHONY
Alright we’ll try to have a RHONY thread going too even though you can only pin one thread on x 🙄 also my first watch, already feels like a weird documentary from the past, so strange how dated the footage looks already and it doesn’t feel like it was that long ago. More exploring the aughts and 2010’s through reality tv like a historical text
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coworker had mormons at her door so she started talking to them about rhoslc
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Actually the guests had to clean it all themselves
cleaning fee for the airbnb gala must be enormous
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The Dune 3 bucket is just daring the homies and homos at this point
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if i was a pop star i would drop a song called Lisa Rinna
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It’s a myth men don’t like sluts they do. They don’t actually want a virgin unless they’re severely socially stunted.
i understand why women dislike slutty women—the threat is obvious there. but why do men hate sluts so much? men should like sluts. i can see someone having a preference for their own girlfriend to not be a slut (tho sluts have high libidos and know what they’re doing!), but why are men so mad about random girls being slutty? the only thing i can think is that they’re mad that the girl seemingly had sex with everyone except for them.
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What the fuck is “crush house”
“Crush House” Is The Villa Show Where You Pick The Winner
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Wish I could sit around with Edith Wharton and watch #RHONY while she reads the girls down
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Quick lesson on one of the tenants of the fag babble dialect
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin
Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
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Dark Bravo, honey. Dark Bravo.
I’ve watched some #southerncharm and this woman’s life is a terrifying southern gothic V.C. Andrews crumbling “plantation” flowers in the attic vibe and it’s honestly existentially terrifying
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I’ve watched some #southerncharm and this woman’s life is a terrifying southern gothic V.C. Andrews crumbling “plantation” flowers in the attic vibe and it’s honestly existentially terrifying
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Unclear where this goes but I feel he’s gonna Jane eyre madwoman in the attic her
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On #RHONY when they make sure to tell you “rental” that’s shady af
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Large corporate farms decimated all the competition in the market. Then we shipped all production over seas closing the factories and getting rid of millions of once middle class jobs. Then we flooded their towns with opioids in a decades long cover up that’s extremely well documented and the people that did it got extremely rich. Hope that helps!
Ok but can someone explain why small towns in America are drug infested, inbred and poor while small towns in Europe are beautiful, thriving and safe
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”
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How two gays look at each other when they each have life ruining dirt on the other one but they won’t say it out loud because it’s mutually assured destruction. Gay Cold War
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I think there’s a happy ending to You can see everything when Holmes and Seyfried finally meet
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Aviva just absolutely flying into this like 9/11 #RHONY
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I laughed so hard at this Aviva did totally curse her out at the kids pottery shop thing #RHONY
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The Gay flight attendant pour, one centimeter to the brim, is a combo of camaraderie and passive aggression. It says: I see you fellow fag, I know you wanna get Housewife drunk, so lemme fill your cup so your ass doesn't bother me for a while and save us both the time
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