@TwinsRandom

Minnesota sports fan. Doctoral degree irl so any medical takes are valid. 2019 frat softball captain and champion. #RAH

Joined July 2023
Bill Belichick would’ve been nothing but an average/below average grumpy old HC in the NFL if it wasn’t for TB12. Prove me wrong.
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If you continuously fart on a plane you’re a bad bad person.
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I started the Minnesota rouser chant on our flight that was getting ready for takeoff after that win #RAH
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Yeah I’m okay with NFL football not expanding internationally lol
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Akimbo draft, time to cook.
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Probably the whitest thing about my style #Gringo
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Due for a good Hobbit/LOTR marathon. Crack a nice THC seltzers here soon and go in the order of the 3 Hobbit movies first then 3 LOTR movies. Cheers
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Trevor Megill (2022) Made 39 relief appearances for Twins in 2022, posting a 4–3 record and 4.80 ERA with 49 strikeouts in 45.0 innings pitched.
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Probably gonna buy a Kaelen Culpepper J tomorrow. #HIM
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW KAELEN CULPEPPER
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Bach weekend, 1v1 Rust
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You already know the Chinese food lunch special is going to slap when the menu looks like this
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Buzzed off the suds
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TSA agents really do just hate their life 24/7
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They just let anyone post on ESPN now? #WolvesBack
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y'all don't come back now
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Ref! That’s a foul!
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Niko has me buying season tickets again
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God forbid a white boy get a lil motion
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