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DJ/Stand-up/Extra from NW London, written 2nd book, performed stand-up @comedystoreuk & #Tartu2024 plays piano/guitar/harmonica, sings/raps/skits & juggles ball

Notting Hill, London W11, UK
Joined May 2010
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I’m putting this tight entrance on full offer… what’s next?
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No cover left, just open hole facing you… still only looking?
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Best feeling ever! 😂
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Galen @Galenayers, Spooky voice: I am the Eminence Grise behind The Mujahideen, The Taliban & now Al Quaida. Camp receptionist: He’s in a meeting. Can’t be disturbed. Can you come back tomorrow? Spooky voice: I don’t think you understand- Camp receptionist: Later! TBC. X
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Lauren @CHVRCHES, love the new song, I think you sing it very beautifully. Kinda fell for you again, immediately. Your words seem to capture the essence of my spirit. -l- ( -l- + -l- ) -l- The Atom (Neon) - not to scale. & Future tech. Love, xo Rm
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Sian @sianelerievans, ice ware. Walking blues in C: I’m making a play I’m taking all day She’s busy/pretty She’s easy to love The city The setting sun I’m starting a craze We’re all starting to blaze Top billing We’re willing to love Old swinging The setting sun ☀️ Wuv u x Rm
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Rhian @wetlegband & the posse, Writing amazing crap. Back on olanzapine, can do pull-ups. Remembered all sorts of guitar & piano songs. I chose a spotlight in major keys: When Ray Gun drops it's incendiary!!! Love, MUDDY, London W11 xoxo soundcloud.com/user-23740033… @TupacShakurLC
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Wee Cough, Rugs @sianelerievans, Epic: soundcloud.com/user-23740033… Remembered Noodle was friends with @michaeljackson & @ElvisPresley. Abused as children, their spirits are still only 7yo. Angels took over the performances, with the kids in creative control. Love, MUDDY, London x
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Quote @Conan_Doyle_OFB: When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left - however improbable, must be the truth. Miss @MercuryPrize, Sian in stilettos, @georgesmoot said space is honeycomb. Maybe infinity is just an optical illusion: The atom [Neon] - not to scale x
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My dear Martina @dorner_martina, The top two strings on my guitar broke: so I play the bottom four [top four in pitch]. Been playing lots of piano. & jamming harmonica to tracks in C or A minor. Thanks for adding Barry Floats to your playlist. A return to form, perhaps, RmO
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Anderson @iamandersonpaak & Cord @cordae, First up: killed it at @BBCR1 props!!! Can you find me a record label & a hot producer, that might double as a literary agent? I thought we'd do it real stripped back. It's your boy: MUDDY, London W11 soundcloud.com/user-23740033… Hasta!?!
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Palace are no mugs, Archie @ArchieGray06 it was a good result for Newcastle yesterday, they soaked up a lot of pressure. Keep playing Roberto’s way, we can beat anybody. Ages since we came back & won after falling behind. Home form still rocky. #COYS
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Sagel Wagel Woo @Sagearchives_ Play it on the widget, shouldn't be any ads: Gimme half-an-hour - I'll turn your world upside-down! MUDDY, W11 2DG xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox soundcloud.com/user-23740033…
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There are options, so I'm told, for an American lesbian: The drug: try cocks again Or The operation: strap a cock to me How do you stop 5 Poor Afro-Americans raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball What's the useless flappy bit of skin on the end of a cock called? A man X
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Da Mone @Damonalbarn Leinster @Galenayers Ray Gun @raye Cumberland, Spitalfields & Poole @MikeSabathMusic, I can jam my harmonica over this etc. soundcloud.com/user-23740033… I play the top four strings of an acoustic guitar, & need a piano raised to standing height. Love, MUDDY xoxo
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Bazza @BarryCantSwim Chloet et Chandon @yippiecaillet T-Shirt & Tie @tsha909 Sia Sia @sianelerievans & Geo-Therm @aesychlus Working with @fontainesdublin & @feelmybicep I finished this off today: Love, MUDDY, W11 xoxo soundcloud.com/user-23740033…
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