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Breathe it in. #MYCLUB
Any news on that lad who taunted the Sunderland fans yesterday? Hopefully a life ban coming his way. Cunt.
dan b retweeted
Things I’d rather do than watch Derby currently:
Wank with sandpaper
Cheese grate my balls
Watch paint dry
Join a cult
Take up cycling
Be stuck in a room with Jeffrey Dahmer
Slab a patio with Fred & Rose West
Have 12 rounds in the ring with Tyson Fury
Wash my eyes with bleach
Belter
Reet then lads, Coventry away
Straight into these Jimmy Hill Chin stroking, Micky Gynn tash licking, Peugeot exhaust shagging, Brian Kilcline perm poncing, Gary Bennet knuckle testing, David Speedie Main Stand visiting, shite brown admiral away kit cunts from the off today !!
#SAFC
dan b retweeted
Replying to @BigDaveWHUFC
Viktor Gyokeres is the last Arsenal player to score a goal at Highbury
I think we’ll be ok. I got through 2 sets of wiper blades on the way home from the office today. ☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️
Just spent about 20 mins trying to get a new car insurance quote on go compare. Results came in. Saving £3 on renewal price. Shouldn’t have bothered.
Now for Cov. 🤝
dan b retweeted
This was in Southport this. One of the funniest pranks I’ve ever seen. I would have loved to see his face when he got to the window and they didn’t have a clue what he was doing 😂















