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I'm Kevin; Maryland Terps and Whipsnakes lacrosse fan, collector of lax memorabilia and trading cards.

Baltimore, Maryland
Joined February 2024
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This is like telling Tom Hanks to check out a Larry the Cable Guy movie.
Replying to @danarestia
Listen to the Pehlke Pod danny boy
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Yes. I hope this helps.
I wonder if raven fans still think harbaugh was the cause of all their issues?
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My favorite thing from clowns like this is using "grow the game" as a demand to accept a dog shit product. Going from ESPN to Flo is not growing the game, you sucker-punching muppet.
We all know who will win our teams, just want people who say they “help grow the game” to stop bitching about it
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The Ravens were 1-5 last year, losing games exactly like this, but WITH Lamar.
“You lost more than just a coach. You lost your identity.” 🫢 —Donte Whitner on how letting John Harbaugh go has affected the Ravens after their fourth consecutive loss.
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It's one thing to be bad. It's a whole different thing to be bad then mouth off at the fans. Get @marlon_humphrey off this team. Don't even try to trade him, just cut him like he deserves.
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Kendra is drunk.
I really don’t think y’all are taking the Ravens seriously enough. They’re relentless on defense, run the fucking ball, and they are a good organization.
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Chekov and Picard in the same week, rough one for Trekkies 😫
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It's super weird I first learned about Caddix because they are listed as a "sponsor" of ALL lmfao. Now it's national news because of Caleb.
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ACQUIRED. social media weapon. Tyrell Hamer-Jackson is officially joining TFL as Social Media Coordinator. Exclusive previews, chase cards, monster pulls and a closer look at the players. The official card of the @nll Welcome KID. #TFL @TyrellHJ10
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Once again begging @PremierLacrosse to dedicate a specific and actively engaging social account with a website information page for past, present, and future PLL card sets to expand their product to the hobby outside of existing lacrosse fans. CARDS ARE NOT NORMAL MERCH.
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Was it Poseidon?
🙌 Absolutely thrilled to announce that, thanks to an extraordinarily generous seven-figure gift from an anonymous donor, our program's existing scholarship obligations have been fulfilled! virginiasports.com/news/2026…
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TwoHandScoop retweeted
As always, incredibly thorough work by Dan. Definitely worth a read if you’ve found yourself going down the rabbit hole of this week’s drama… or if you know nothing about the Alpha Lacrosse League.
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So this guy on IG is backing the fraudster because "he invited me to his house" and has "all this merch". He also decries the "personal attacks" against the same guy who called someone's boss over a negative YouTube comment... We're in an unparalleled dimension of stupidity.
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There are quality jokes happening that I know are flying right over people's heads lol
Replying to @mnestler40
Heard the tryout is going to be catered. @ALL_PROLAX
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Negativity from ppl with at least 2 brain cells spotting a clear fraud or completely incompetent venture. "Wishing the best" for what is TERRIBLE for lacrosse just makes absolutely no sense. These kinds of joke projects should be choked out immediately before embarrassing lax.
Replying to @faaksee
I wish them the best because the marketplace can't afford more failures. Which might explain where the negativity of lacrosse people comes from, their subconscious fear of another failed project. But that might be giving them too much credit. More likely "MY LEAGUE is better".
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TwoHandScoop retweeted
Eight years ago, we announced the PLL. But the journey began two years earlier, when we set out to thoughtfully build a league that would trailblaze the future of professional sports by putting players and fans at the center of everything we do. Our mission today remains the same, with a little more progress and a lot more work to learn and grow. Thanks to every single person that has watched or attended a game, clinic, or event— bought a piece of merch or actually given 60 seconds of your time to us. We will never take it for granted.
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TwoHandScoop retweeted
8 years of scratching, clawing and doing whatever it takes to elevate this sport and the PLL. I firmly believe no other group of humans would have been able to get us to this point. Here's to the journey and the work that lies ahead 🧱
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TwoHandScoop retweeted
A new 5-episode ESPN Originals series will go inside the high-stakes fight to make professional lacrosse a major American sport 🥍 'the big leagues' is now in production 🥍 To be directed by @PaulRabil & executive produced by Matthew Heineman Details: bit.ly/3W1SkmD
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