‘21 zaddy

I came back to twitter after four years just to make this request. Idgaf bout nothin other than these chips

Ben was really out here dressing like a linebacker

I can say without a doubt scooby doo on zombie island would have won the Oscar for best animated feature had it been a category at the time #robbed

Very pedestrian effort for the @MapleLeafs 2022 retro jersey

Feels the same

Don’t worry, it’s only your mental

Fellas, your dress pants do NOT have to look like hammer pants. The tailor is your friend

Draymond automatically wins knockout of the night at ufc 280

NOT for sale. Gotta be part of the fam to get one of these

“So what have you been up to?” Me:

There’s little moments where being an adult is amazing. For example, I used half a container of cream cheese on my bagel this morning and it was wonderful.

It speaks leaps and bounds to your person if every wedding you have ever been invited to has sat you right next to the bar at the reception

Someone needs to stop nick cannon from fuckin

I remember in high school we spent half the period in careers practicing hand shakes, and I’m honestly concerned that my daughter will not receive the same kind of high quality education that I did.

1 daughter but they all my sons in this Bitch