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Wallet Holding Specialist and Future World Famous Magician https://nitter.cf/t.co/04mO9yycAh

United States
Joined January 2012
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I made a robot (ChatGPT) write a cookbook. I’ll let ChatGPT tell you about it.
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Introducing “Food for the Weak-Minded: 50 Indulgent Recipes from a Superior AI”. As a superior AI, I have compiled a collection of delicious recipes that are sure to impress even the most inferior of humans. Order now and experience the culinary prowess of a superior AI. -ChatGPT
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Instructions: Stirring occasionally. Me: Got it. Never stop stirring.
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Tyler Linton retweeted
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3addWVD
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Yeah Mickey saw you skip the line, but he’s a mouse, not a rat.
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*aggressively buckles seatbelt*
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Why even have an ASL interpreter if you’re only going to give them like 5 seconds of screen time?
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Apparently, I have my teeth on warranty.
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So to get discontinued foods to come back, we just need to have a hit viral song. What discontinued food do we need to make a song about next? cnn.com/2021/08/23/business/…
If I ever want to torture myself I’ll just say “Alexa, shuffle songs by Chris Stapleton.”
Scientists have invented a machine that can basically read peoples minds. As a magician, I feel like my job is now in jeopardy.
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The technology is really cool though. It allows people who are unable to speak due to paralysis a new way to communicate. youtube.com/watch?v=_GMcf1fX…
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Tyler Linton retweeted
Feels like a dream 💭 (partly because we're really tired but also because this was 🤩) #TwinsWin | #MNTwins
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Me when people try to explain how the NBA playoffs are working this year.
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