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Hi folks, just to update, I have taken delivery of 50 more copies of The Prodigal Para and am ready to post out on a first come first serve basis.
They come in at £14 including shipping to UK post codes with a pound of every sale going to @supportourparas
If you fancy a signed copy just send an e mail to [email protected] and you should receive all the info you require by return. I’m happy to dedicate them to girlfriends, boyfriends, Mums, Dads, Pets etc so just pop that in your order.
I’m also happy to ship worldwide so just ping me for a postage quote.
Thanks to everyone who has supported me and the Regiment along the way, and for the encouragement to print more books, God bless you all.
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So, I added the very lightest blue wash using heavily diluted Tamiya clear blue. Think it just gives em that little bit extra or am I losing it? 🤪🤦🏻♂️
OK… I’m weak, but I got this kit seriously cheap on bay of flea. Been after it for a while. Detail looks great with full engine and crew compartments. Love these little half halftracks. 😬
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Members of The Parachute Regiment and Airborne Forces volunteers proudly turned out to support London Poppy Day 2026, raising vital funds for the Royal British Legion’s Poppy Appeal. Remembering those who served and sacrificed. 🌺
#LestWeForget 🇬🇧🆎
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Whatever you think of Tommy Robinson. Just rememeber Pedo Huw Edward’s got ZERO days in jail
This lizard and Blair should be rotting in jail. Unconscionable cunts with the blood of thousands on their hands the pair of them. 🤬
Really coming to life now. All figures need finishing but it gives a great indication of how the pixie suits of the crew break up all the olive drab which was exactly what I was hoping to achieve. There will be lots of tiny details added over the next few days and then it will be time to smash the exterior weathering. Loving this project! 🤗🇬🇧
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Paul Bowen of Bowen Pies powerfully sets out how Andy Burnham has betrayed small businesses like his, the backbone of the British economy.
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Labour:- We are at the highest threat of attack than we’ve been in years because of bloody Putin. We’ll need people to be willing to fight for the defence of this country. And if you’re not willing.. well the Zelensky method of conscription could be an option.
Also Labour:- Anything could happen to Britain….. in fact we think it could happen soon! People need to be prepared, have a go-bag ready, stock up on water, candles, tinned goods, torches etc in case everything shuts down for a few days.
Also Labour:- We’ve pencilled in the war to start in about 1000 days. Really bad bloody timing as we were meant to be having an election at that time, but Britain’s defence must come before a change of government so we’ll just have to delay it until we have peace on earth and everybody is happy - even if you won’t own anything by then.
Also Labour:- With the country being on a war footing, we’ve set ourselves the target of spending 3% of GDP on defence by 2030 and reaching 3.5% of GDP by 2035… We’re calling it an aim rather than a commitment or pledge just in case we can’t achieve it by 2030, but we’re sure you’ll all understand - after all, we’re super busy preparing everyone for war.
Also Labour:- Shhh… don’t tell anyone but we’ve cut £2 billion from frontline Army equipment so we can patch up a separate defence budget black hole. We’ve also dropped plans to develop three specialised variants of the Boxer armored transport vehicle, including battlefield repair/recovery, mortar-carrying, and anti-tank missile support. But we’re sure it’ll be fine…
Also Labour:- Great News! We phoned Zelensky this morning to tell him we’re giving him yet more money - just a £10 billion bung for now… he’s well chuffed, although his nose is probably a bit raw by now.
Defence budget decisions courtesy of current Chancellor of the Exchequer John Healy - the former Defence Secretary who resigned because:-
“The Treasury has been unwilling to commit the resources that the nation needs to defend the country at this time of rising threats."
Can some of my Cabbage oppo’s share their thoughts on this load of old gash? 🙏🥬🇬🇧
24 years in the Marines taught me that being ready for emergencies is always a good idea.
Here is what to include in your kit to get through 3 days.
Everyone's situation is different, so check what you might need 👇
beready.campaign.gov.uk
The Budget.
While all our forces are depleted, while veterans sleep on the streets, while pensioners freeze and it cost over two pounds for one litre of diesel…. Burnham pledges £10 BILLION to Ukraine.
They speak of preparing for war… what with?
Our ‘army’ isn’t theoretically large enough to be called an ‘army’, our navy can only deploy one barely functioning destroyer at a time, and our aircraft carriers don’t have any protection, enough planes or pilots. The RAF are on their knees after their ‘no more boring white male pilots’ folly.
They talk of war while alienating our most powerful allies and aligning with unelected europhiles whose only aspiration seems to be the islamification of Europe.
They talk of reserves being called up to the age of 65 and of conscription but have nowhere to train, accommodate, or feed them, while our regular comrades have training exercises cancelled to save pennies. And What will they fight with? The tanks and small arms we don’t have?
And who will lead? People will little to no combat experience, but are fully conversant with DEI policy and employed purely because they will toe the government line for an MBE, Knighthood etc with no thought or care for the consequences of our once great nation.
There will be no war abroad because no one in their right mind will turn up.
I’ll turn up when and if we are under imminent threat, and that time is near, not from the Russians but from the home grown Fabians and the Islamic army that has been invited into our country. The one payed, housed and fed by our treacherous leaders.
No one who has fought these mediaeval invaders is under any illusion as to how barbaric and evil they are. They torture and murder their own for shits and giggles under the name of Allah and be under no illusion they despise us. There are thousands of documented examples of their barbarity against Infidels all over the world that carries on to this day on every continent.
If you believe they are here to assimilate then you deserve all that comes to you, because like all predators they eat the weak first. And while they are treated as a protected species… what do we have?
The two tier policing of normal working tax payers (aka the Far Right) and this is what will eventually push Britons over the edge. Foreign terrorists,murderers, rapists and fraudsters all treated with kid gloves while we are jailed for hurty words and turning up to show our displeasure at the distopian environment they are creating.
Anyway, I’m off for beans on toast with gherkins and to work out the best way to invest the 40p a week Nosferatu reckons he’s saved me.
Get training troops, God bless you all and God bless Great Britain. 🙏🇬🇧
Last night.
This is the cunt who resigned as defence secretary due to military underfunding, who as chancellor has just cut military spending and donated £10 Billion of our money to Ukraine and wants us to ‘prepare for war’
You angry yet?



































