vaccinated, work with I/DD, father, writer, gamer, Ravendor, SHIELD Agent 420, he/him, morally bankrupt, emotionally exhausted, sempiternally spent $picopeeko
Hellsborough, OR
Joined October 2008
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Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
okayyyy fine... giving away two sets of the new GameBuds (one Matcha🍵 and one Yuzu🍋)
RT + reply which colorway you want
winners chosen by Monday, 9/7
This just made me chuckle. I am in the middle of drafting a letter to @Dame_Lillard (amongst a number of others) and i just had a call from Lillard Toyota.
@pornhub i have an idea for a Half Time show next year
@pornhub this idea is still available for a low fee. Need to pay for my wedding.
I was told a 7 min wait. I’ve been on hold for 500% of that time @TMobile
Today i was at a Japanese store when I half-heard an elderly man ask the cashier something. She replied, “I’m a good interviewer.” When they left, I asked, “did he ask how you get the job as a white woman?”
She nodded and commented about racism. I commiserated w/ “boomers.”
Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
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The sound of an @EpsonAmerica eco tank filling is oddly satisfying
I just figured out how i need @RobSchrab to revisit SCUD. Instead of just writing a sequel/prequel or side stories, take the isekai route. Jeff from Community is transported into the SCUD universe and is now SCUD but while he’s in to video gaming, he doesn’t know the SCUDverse.
The only AI we need is a wholly emotionally and empathetically accurate Mr. Rogers AI that the GOP listens to like its god.
Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
@pornhub i have an idea for a Half Time show next year
Is something wrong with @LEGO_Group us website? Tried to order some sets but neither way worked (apple pay, card info directly added)
I have to get up at 6:15 to call @aboutKP then the fucks haven’t even released appts at 6:30 like they’re supposed to so i have to call back every fifteen minutes. This is fucking stupid.
Wait, @harrietkemsley is single now? How do I set Hinge to the UK‽
Question: 1f 1 square foot is 144 square inches, why does this not get called 12 square feet? And if 1 square foot =/= 144 square inches, please eili5. I did great in college math but fuck.
Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
Morning mantra:
Local elected officials are the first line of defense against Trump.
Local elected officials are the first line of defense against Trump.
Local elected officials are the first line of defense against Trump.
Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
Selling 1000 shares in my future decision making on @ebay: all major decisions will take into account shareholders’ votes and as long as there is a quorum of 600 votes, shareholders’s votes will be binding for life choices.
