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Kampala, Uganda
Joined April 2020
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My neighbor is getting robbed right now. It is raining. Instead of people going to help, you can only hear other people's doors shutting and locks going on them.
Seriously, this insecurity right now.
Btw real talk, can a private citizen own a gun in Uganda right now, and how?
Tattoo artist here. Don't know who needs to know this but in recent times, a butterfly tattoo on a woman is a subtle symbol of a sex escort. A sex worker. It's meant to portray sexual freedom. Flying free as a butterfly. Even online, they use π¦ against their usernames
My boss is trying to fuck me. I'm trying to get him off my case but he might fire me. He sent me texts mbu "I will ask until you say yes."
When France invaded Russia in 1812, the Russians let Napoleon take Moscow. It was Napoleon's ultimate downfall. They voluntarily
This pic of UFC fighter Alex Pereira's feet after years of competition AKA years of abuse, slamming your feet repeatedly and sometimes incorrectly into people who occasionally try to rip one off.
Hubris syndrome and Narcissistic inflation. Someone who was once humble starts receiving admiration, validation and praise and over time, their self-image becomes inflated. They begin seeing themselves as exceptional and develop a God complex.
I am here with some very old guy trying to convince me that he can tell if a girl is a hoe or potentially will make a good wife by how her ankle bones look from the back or the shape of her foot and toes. Is that even a thing? π
Truth is, Ugandan education is bad, largely impractical and very understaffed. Like many people here, I did my high school O-level here. But then left the country after and did the rest of my high school and college overseas. But the first damning realization was how many
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teachers a school had. For example, our grade 11/S5 class alone had 15 teachers. One class. You know how, here in UG, we would have one Biology teacher that teaches all the biology? We had 3 different biology teachers - each a specialist in a couple of topics. So you find that
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The guys at @256Bizarre are looking for either...
A large Airbnb-style house, private villa, holiday home, private lodge/cottage or private resort/poolside venue for a slumber/pajama party of about 25 adults to book out for a day and night. It can be group
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accomodation in communal rooms, or various different rooms as long as they are affordable.
It should be food & drink-friendly. With a fairly large inside or outside communal area for conversations and music. Pics give you an idea.
Comment here or DM @256Bizarre or me, admin.
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Smart phones have been the death of dating. Both online dating and public real life dating. And both for the same reason - OVEREXPOSURE.
Online, people have access to so many potential suitors or targets they mistake that for choice. They dwell on that until they realize that
people just love to flirt online, and lie online, and waste your time without it ever materializing into a real thing.
Then in the real life, smartphones with a camera have ruined the small things we used to do to get close to people. To get physical. Can't dance
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Most people today have lost a very important skill that made our past generations way happier: Learning to not give a crap. Period.
Do not care what people say about you, donβt care if people donβt like you, donβt care if people have more than you. Makes your life amazing
The way you Ugandans ride in the back of open pickups is astonishing to me. Where I come from, they don't let you do that. They give you a ticket for it. It's as dangerous as driving without a seatbelt, if not more