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Only one man can take it out…
A drone stops play at the Highbury Stadium.
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Nobody asked but here's a list of all 20 Premier League clubs based on how close they are to a Currys
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β€œWhat console does this fit board go with?”
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The worst brand you know on social is about to refer to their competitors as "Traitors" for the next few weeks
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β€œCurrys PC World”
girl in currys pc world asking chatgpt what she needs to buy instead of the worker stood 5 feet from herπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™
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Day 8 of the international break.
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we've seen enough, deduct @everton 12 points
EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City have been found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations. The sanctions have not been decided, with all possibilities remaining on the table, and City are expected to appeal. City have been found guilty on all but one of the 115 charges, according to sources briefed on the matter who spoke anonymously as they were not authorised to do so publicly. More from @David_Ornstein πŸ”— nyti.ms/4AvcSn8
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My Clubs teammates must already have one of these
JUST IN: πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ North Korea says it tested a new missile designed to give its enemies an "incurable headache."
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if it weren't for this guy, we wouldn't have air fryers
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Phil from Brighton Currys has not been nominated for the Ballon d'Or
OUR 2026 MEN'S BALLON D'OR NOMINEES! #ballondor
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Coming home and seeing the slow cooker on
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My washing machine telling me there’s 1 minute left
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trying to find the power button on the TV when you've lost the remote
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🚨EXCL: Liverpool pursuing deal to sign Phil from Brighton Currys. No agreement yet for the 34 year old Shift Manager but talks ongoing. #LFC confident on reaching personal terms but #Currys do not want to sell without a replacement @TheAthleticFC
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What last night's Chinese takeaway sees 10 seconds after I put it in the microwave
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He must need an air fryer
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What you trying to say?!
why do people that’s favorite color is purple act like that
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Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two U’s and today I'm wearing air fryer drawers as shoes for TikTok content
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Been thinking things over and wonder if we’ve taken this whole air fryer thing too far
been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far
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VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSS
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