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UNPLANNED 💔, TOO LATE TO SLACK GUESS I'LL BE LUCKY TODAY?
Joined December 2025
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Bro everybody having it all and easy except me.
I can't even grow my account since I lost the last once except I do follow for follow.
Is my life always worst?
My Siblings are looking up to me God.
Wtf is wrong with you Man? I'm asking for just a lot light on my life.
Just a fucking little light
Prof lucky retweeted
God, I need $2k.
Prof lucky retweeted
Things I fuck with about Twitter:
No contact syncing
Nobody knows you checked their profile
Nobody knows when you’re online
Congratulations are so easy to say
Fastest place to know what’s happening in the world
You can bookmark privately
You can mute people without unfollowing
Random tweets can lead to real opportunities
Twitter gets on my nerves sometimes but I can’t lie, I fuck with it
So many abnormalities are happening in this country.
Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.
Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.
Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.
A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.
Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.
Do we really have a government?
Prof lucky retweeted
i dont even want a relationship, i just want a ridiculously flirty friendship with insane chemistry and lots of sex
+234 Babes funny gan
I dey fry eggs make we chop this babe carry phone snap me post with caption "Me, Guy wey sabi cook" My type 🤦
Prof lucky retweeted
god hasn’t created any woman that can break my heart the way manchester united has dealt with me
Prof lucky retweeted
Unpopular opinion: minors know exactly what they’re doing. 14, 15, 16, 17-year-old girls know exactly what they’re doing.
They’re not as ignorant as we think.
Prof lucky retweeted
The chat is dead but you still want to CRACK her? Text her like this:
Watch it come alive again.
Prof lucky retweeted
WHAT WOMEN SAY VS WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN
• He's just a friend = We're fuckmate
• You're insecure = I cheated on you
• You're a nice guy = You're a simp
• You're controlling = I refuse to be accountable to you
• I want an intentional man = I'm looking for a man who'll worship the ground i walk on and put me on a pedestal
• If you don't spend on me, another man will = My pussy is for the highest bidder
• I can't date broke men = My father failed in his responsibilities, so I'm looking for a rich man who'll take over from where my poor father stopped
• Men are scum = After giving my body to several men, none still committed to me
• I want a man who'll place me on a monthly allowance = I'm a prostitute that should be paid for sex
• The past shouldn't matter = I was a bed to bed midfielder in my prime
• I want a real man = I want a fool who i can easily manipulate
• I deserve the best = You deserve the very least
• You're a misogynist = I can't manipulate him
• I'm a feminist = Since men don't want me, I make sure I ruin other young women mentality about men
• What you don't know won't kill you = I have lodged in hotels in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Imo, and more
• Not all virgins bleed after their first sexual encounter = I used pussy tightener
• After everything I did for him. I gave him my all = After I have opened my legs for him countless times as I have been opening them since secondary school
• My body count is only two = I have dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson, seen more ceilings than a carpenter, sucked more dicks than a lollipop, swallowed more cum than yogurt, seen more cocks than a poultry farmer, being on more missionaries than an evangelist and have held more balls than Oliver Kahn
As a man, you should be wise enough to decode what a woman really means in her statement. In most cases, she'll never be straightforward with you because it's in her nature to always be the victim.
So, it's then left for you to be more logical in your reasoning than emotional in her response.
Understanding a woman's coded language is key in order not to be fooled by them.
Learn to read in between the lines.





















