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Mtumbuka Uja

@UVM_Tweets

Blue Moon💙💙💙.............#NoBadEnergy

 Malawi 🇲🇼
Joined April 2020
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Them : What's your purpose in life ?? Me :
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Got invited over but I’m only there to swap her brother’s PS5 controller with mine that has stick drift.
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Grateful :)🎂
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Today I exercised my constitutional right to vote for my candidate, make sure you do the same 🗳️
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Mtumbuka Uja retweeted
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Bob Phondo
@bobphondo6h
Theresa Phondo Live in Concert
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Went to look for ma curtain otchipa kukaunjika after dodging a taking orders, atibelako phone.
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Pepa ase. Koma I hope ma curtain otchipawo mwagula
The North King👑👑 (@tintin_andy) profile pictureThe North King👑👑@tintin_andy7h
Went to look for ma curtain otchipa kukaunjika after dodging a taking orders, atibelako phone.
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👑LAFLEMO
@Laflemokaris7h
Selling iPhone 12 Pro Max. 128GB. BH 74% Face ID✅ True Tone ✅ Unscrewed Price : 1.2m (Nego) 0994516116 Lilongwe, area 25. Please Retweet.🙏🏽
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😂😂
Faith~Emmanuelah 🦋 (@FaithEmmanuelah) profile pictureFaith~Emmanuelah 🦋@FaithEmmanuelah15 Nov 2025
Jomo guy has a cute smile😄
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Jomo guy has a cute smile😄
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Clip Master
@Clip_Master__20h
Woman tries to humiliate guy on stage and finds out
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CJ
@CJ_PumpfunOct 29
My mom: Where have you been? Your dad is absolutely furious... My dad:
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Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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Hater Central (@TheHateCentral2) profile pictureHater Central
@TheHateCentral2Oct 29
IT’S TIME. 🙌 Our official 2026 Ballon d’Ont Ballot is now here. Vote Now ✅ docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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Ifaz¹³ | 🇵🇸@IfazRMFC12h
The Twitter algorithm is fucked, you’ll post a banger, then someone quotes it with 'Fr' and gets more likes than you
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Eh, chatikakamilatu ngati nthata.
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
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@TheRealStanLee22h
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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So these Soirées, what happens if you don't go there dressed like an absolute homo?
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Bob Phondo
@bobphondo12h
Tomorrow 🙏🏽
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Merchah 🧡
@Merchah_13h
Did a FREE SHOW in my ends last week🧡
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Manchester City
@ManCity8h
Sensational save, Gerónimo 😤🧤
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