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Football Takes & Banter || @Arsenal 🔴⚪️

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Joined September 2023
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Look at how Arsenal fans were thrown down the stairs at West Ham London stadium last season. The Arsenal hate is real, this should tell you why a 16 yrs old lost his red card appeal 🥹😭
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Ronaldo fans brain rn :
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the first and only 41 year old player to score a hatrick in a competitive game, history maker 🐐❤️
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This is the way they defend in Saudi pro league but it’s MLS defending that’s their problem 😂😂 How is this any different 🤣🤣
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Cristiano Ronaldo has left you all stunned i see. The Saudi League has better stars and is more competitive than the MLS, for CR7 to perform there at that age, he truly is the GOAT 🐐
Saudi League defending is a different kind of comedy Give attackers space, time, and freedom like they’re training against cones. Then people want us to take every goal scored there as proof of greatness. The level of defending matters too! 🔵🔴
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Cristiano Ronaldo scores a brace, but both goals are cancelled. I believe he still has at-least one goal in this match. 🐐
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See how Tijani Reijnders scored an hatrick today in the Saudi League and behaved normal. While a finished Ronaldo scoring tap-ins and his fan base are just polluting the timeline cause he scored his first hatrick in 5 seasons 🤡🤡🤡
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“Christiano Ronaldo has scored a hattrick 🤡” Meanwhile Lionel Messi scored 4 goals and and one assists,there are levels to this 😮‍💨
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Ever since Messi said he was going to score 1000 goals before Ronaldo, his mind hasn’t been at ease to the point that the so called BOAT don’t mind counting offsides and OGs as his goals just to make sure Messi the GOAT doesn’t catch up with him. Besides all the goals Ronaldo scored tonight are tap-ins and stole away goals.
Great win, great team performance. Happy to help with a hat-trick! ⚽⚽⚽
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Is Cristiano Ronaldo human? He's still doing this at 41 #Ronaldo
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Breaking news 🚨 The world football world stand still, as Ronaldo scores his 67th career hatrick and 985 goals. He had two goals disallowed but this mentality monster was not defeated. And don’t forget he won the B.0.A.T award.
Goallllllll. Cristiano Ronaldo, the greatest sportsman in history has just put Al Nassr back in front. After winning the prestigious B.O.A.T he will also be the only player with 1000 career goals. The GOAT 🐐
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The small girl you dey follow instead of calling you uncle she calls you big head. You wey suppose dey vex, but your life don spoil for love 😂👇👇
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The fear of Messi is the beginning of wisdom, their CANOE can do anything just to make sure Messi doesn’t catch up with him.. where is thou shame Ororo? “Ronaldo scored a hatrick” ❌ “Ronaldo scored tap-ins hatrick” chakam ✅ BOAT GOAT
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My coach is active It will be a heavy rain for Chelsea on Saturday. Carrick ball incoming. Your coach can never 😂
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The Saudi League is Shiii🤧 Ronaldo is just farming goals 😭
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RONALDO FANS, HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL WATCHING YOUR BOAT SCORE A TAP-IN EVERY WEEK AND CELEBRATING LIKE HE JUST WON THE WORLD CUP 😭😭
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Ronaldo only knows how to score tappings 🥹😭
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After two disallowed goals, Cristiano Ronaldo finally scores 🐐❤️
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I will beg for Scottish instead of love 😒
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FOOTBALL BELONG TO THE FANS NOT 100 JOURNALISTS.
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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New taker 🤣
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