Notes to my Nephew

My nephew, if you must tell people you are on your way, at least turn off the shower first. Some of us can hear.

My Nephew, Remember that fear is mathematically irrational.

Nephew, Choose tomorrow's socks tonight.

My Nephew, Never say amen until the auntie has finished the prayer. Last time I said amen too early and agreed to marry somebody's niece in Ibadan.

My Nephew, You see that thing they call Honour? Learn it, practice it, use it. It will take you far.

See as you fine like subsidy.

My Nephew, Don’t be the guy wearing the hat.

Someone asked if I am a real uncle or just an account. My friend, I have been asked for money four times this week. I am very real.

See…

My nephew, Remember this:

My nephew, “Every time you see an ark being built, know that a flood is coming.”

Spoil an uncle today 😎

Spent the afternoon minding my business. The business is doing well. Very quiet, though.

What if your soul can grow back?

Dear Nephew, Learn how to change your mind.