Unity Eagle

OK FINE!! YOU HATERS WIN!! 🙄😂 I’ll stop using AI to create my artwork. BUT… I have a few very reasonable conditions. 😁 First, I need an actual human artist who will be available to me 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, at my beck and call. This artist must be capable of reaching directly into my imagination and recreating EXACTLY what I’m picturing in my head, regardless of how bizarre, elaborate, physically impossible, or utterly nonsensical my vision might be. 🤔 If the finished artwork differs from my mental image by even the slightest detail, I expect an immediate revision. Or twelve. Or forty-seven. Whatever it takes. Naturally, all revisions must be completed promptly, cheerfully, and without the slightest hint of frustration. In fact, I expect this artist to enthusiastically thank me for the privilege of correcting their mistakes while showering me with compliments about my extraordinary creative vision. 🥰🙌 And finally, because I’m a reasonable man who believes artists deserve to be compensated for their hard work, I’m prepared to pay a VERY generous $0.12 per completed piece of artwork. 😎 That’s right. TWELVE WHOLE CENTS!! Unlimited revisions included, of course. I’m not made of money. 🙄 So… who’s ready to become my personal, human-powered, imagination-to-art conversion machine? 😁🙌 Serious inquiries only, please. DM me so we can begin our first project together. And PLEASE, no AI-generated applications. I have standards. 🤣🤣