NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates
Here by the sea.
Joined September 2009
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I started making some short #comedy videos during lockdown. So I’ve gathered them together for this thread. It would be great if you could scroll through and Like and RT any you enjoy. Thanks. Steve
Body of Evidence: because crime doesn’t Lockdown!
#comedyvideo #comedyshort from me.
If you titter, I’d be very grateful if you’d like and retweet. Ta.
#comedy
Sam Grove White is simply not up to it. Awful for both teams. Awful in general. Wouldn’t be accepted at schoolboy level. #STOVULS
McCann’s try doesn’t negate the fact that the disallowed Devine try was an absolutely horrendous decision. #StovUls
Just four of the wonderful shows I’ve listened to on #BBCRadio4Extra this week. #4from4Extra. #Save4Extra
Love James Acaster. But if you’re not prepared to take your chances andfollow the rules the don’t take the big bucks. Really disappointing.
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A photo of our busy yard today. New start Flav started today and is very enthusiastic and very experienced with giant Amazon water lilies. For some reason he’s having great fun teaching our other employees Portuguese words like “Eleição fraudada” & “Liberais filhos da puta!” lol.
🤖 Made with AI
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Winter fuel has arrived.
Most people don’t realise there’s an art to stacking logs. It’s not an art judged by critics - no, nothing so crude. But simply, whether, by the end of winter, either of my children has been crushed by an avalanche of logs when sent to fetch fire wood.
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So Scotland is going to get battered? What goes around, comes around, I guess.
Two new weather warnings have been issued as a third storm in a matter of days is set to batter Scotland. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5vg…
So Scotland is going to get battered? What goes around, comes around, I guess.
Two new weather warnings have been issued as a third storm in a matter of days is set to batter Scotland. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5vg…
"Everywhere I go, I hear the same story...ory...ory...ory...."
It seems to have been a struggle to find volunteers to fill the room for Reform UK’s pre-Budget announcement today. Watch now on @GBNEWS.
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now stocking the new book by Liz Truss.
We have copies in both the kindling and mulch sections.
Oh, and there's some in the bathroom.
Winter fuel has arrived.
Most people don’t realise there’s an art to stacking logs. It’s not an art judged by critics - no, nothing so crude. But simply, whether, by the end of winter, either of my children has been crushed by an avalanche of logs when sent to fetch fire wood.
I know it's not the most pressing of disasters in the world as it is today, but I've lost my wellies and it's really annoying.
