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Halloween reading: British zombie comedy, a Stevenage outbreak and a man waiting for his fry-up.
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Try The Milks. I wanted Tom to care enough to attempt a rescue while still being the man who was struggling to keep himself alive beforehand.
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My wife’s in hospital with appendicitis and I’m solo parenting. Damn, she really was doing everything, even more respect for her.
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Four pints, according to Tom. His account of the zombie apocalypse deserves similar scrutiny.
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Read The Milks. My notes ask how a zombie creeps up on you while making that much noise. I had to think about what Tom would hear first.
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Four bedrooms. Mum bringing breakfast. Tom has room to grow up. Then the zombies arrive.
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Try The Milks. I'd struggle to cover myself in zombie guts without retching, which seems worth considering before trying to blend in quietly.
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Like Shaun of the Dead? My British zombie comedy starts with a hangover and Mum making breakfast.
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Read The Milks. Someone gets bitten and their mate attempts surgery. I wanted to think about what happens after you've cut the arm off.
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Stevenage has zombies. Tom has a plan he explained over drinks. His mates have taken it seriously.
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Try The Milks if humans being the real monsters has worn you out. I wanted the zombies to stay frightening after other survivors turned up.
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A scientist dies. Tom checks his recruitment commission. Meet your zombie-comedy narrator.
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Read The Milks. I keep seeing knives go straight through zombie skulls. I've got a bread knife. I'd have to saw at it while it was still moving.
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Emotion-mirroring zombies. A frightened recruiter. British zombie comedy gets very personal.
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Tom needs his mum to manage a hangover. The zombie apocalypse asks rather more of him.
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Tom gave his mates a zombie survival plan down the pub. They actually followed it.
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I wrote a funny zombie novel about grief, avoidance and a man who finally asks his mates for help. It starts with a hangover in Stevenage. Read chapter one free: urbwrites.com/the-milks-chap…
Britain has a dictator handing out bacon sandwiches and abolishing speed limits. Seven disgraced MPs think they should do something about him.
My comedy novel, The Right Members Club, puts them in a secret society and gives them the job of saving the country. Imagine having to make the case against someone with Hugh Grant’s appeal in Love Actually, while everyone is eating his bacon sandwiches.
For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses.
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The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses are the comparisons I’d give you for The Right Members Club. The photo supplies my face, in case that also helps.
My comedy novel follows seven disgraced MPs in a secret society, trying to save Britain from a dictator with the appeal of Hugh Grant in Love Actually. He abolishes speed limits and provides bacon sandwiches for everyone. I’ve had to explain this plot quite a lot.
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