Gnoticer73 retweeted
Robbed Iniesta in 2010
Robbed Neymar in 2015
Robbed Van Dyke in 2019
Robbed Lewandowski in 2021
Robbed Haaland in 2023
Almost Robbed Kane in 2026
Football will heal when he retires
Gnoticer73 retweeted
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon DβOr of All Time is also yours.
Gnoticer73 retweeted
π @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008.
Legendary π
Gnoticer73 retweeted
It's crazy how everyone now unanimously believes that Messi robbed Sneijder, Lewandowski, and Haaland after Kane's Ballon d'Or win
The mask is finally off.
Gnoticer73 retweeted
π·πΊπ₯πΊπ¦ Momentos en que un vehΓculo militar del ejΓ©rcito ucraniano cargado de soldados cae en una emboscada rusa que los ametralla ,todos los que iban a bordo murieron ,la grabaciΓ³n fuΓ© recuperada por los soldados rusos.
Replying to @Ms_united_
Messi has scored 13 goals against African national teams (Algeria 5, Nigeria 3, plus one each vs Angola, Benin, Cape Verde, Egypt and Zambia).
Ronaldo has scored 7 (Cameroon 2, Egypt 2, Ghana 2, Morocco 1).
Gnoticer73 retweeted
Harry Kane just won the ballondor over Yamal and Rodri who won the World Cup.
But I want to remind you people that in 2023 Erling Haaland scored 54 goals, broke every record in England, won the treble, won the PL, UCL and European golden boot and was best player in every competition he played in.
But somehow they gifted it to Messi for scoring 5 penalties in the World Cup π
Joke award.
Gnoticer73 retweeted
Testosterone is made from cholesterol.
Oestrogen is made from cholesterol.
Progesterone, the hormone that holds a pregnancy, is made from cholesterol.
Cortisol, the hormone that gets you through a crisis, is made from cholesterol.
Vitamin D is made from cholesterol, by sunlight, in your skin.
The bile that digests your fat is made from cholesterol.
Every cell in your body is wrapped in a membrane stiffened with cholesterol.
Every nerve is insulated with myelin packed with cholesterol.
Your brain is 2% of your body weight and holds about a quarter of your cholesterol.
Breast milk is loaded with it, because a baby's brain can't be built without it.
Most infant formula has almost none.
Pregnancy raises it by up to half, because building a human takes a lot of it.
Eat less of it and your liver simply makes more, because the body refuses to run without it.
Then, in the late 1970s, we declared war on it.
Around 8 million people in England now take a pill to lower it.
That pill raises the risk of diabetes by about a tenth.
Sperm counts have more than halved.
Men's testosterone has been sliding about 1% a year, age for age.
Antidepressant prescriptions in England have more than doubled since 2008.
And in people over 70, the lowest cholesterol tracks with dying soonest.
Reports from the front say the war is going well.
Gnoticer73 retweeted
Football players and fans across the World are unable to understand the Ballon Dor criteria
- one year goals matter more
- next year trophies matter more
- and mostly its whatever Messi wants
Gnoticer73 retweeted
2010:
- Sneijder won the treble & reached WC final
- B'dR criteria changed to award the individual stats for Messi
2018:
- Modric won Ucl & reached WC final ( with half of Sneijder's stats from 2010 )
- B'dR criteria changed to award WC performance over individual stats to rob Ronaldo
2021:
- Lewandowski broke individual stat records that year
- B'dR criteria changed to award Copa America winner for Messi even though Alexis Sanchez never made it top 10 despite winning back to back Copa Americas
2023:
- Halaand won treble and had the best individual year
- B'dR criteria once again changed to award WC performance over individual stats
2026:
- Messi no longer in picture
- B'dR criteria changed from WC to individual stats again
It's a joke really


































