Dark fiction/Horror Writer. Reader. Horror Fanatic. Certified Heathen. Carries a slide whistle. I am the shrimp du jour. First book is out now!!!
USA's Sweaty Dong, AKA Florida
Joined February 2021
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Today's Release Day! I'm not famous, most of us aren't, but I did this. It's my book and I'm proud. I hope if you get a copy, you enjoy it. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and Happy Halloween! x
#bookblogger #Halloween #FridayVibes #trickortreat
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We are in this box. Buckle up, Florida. This weather will probably continue through the Spring due to patterns associated with the Super El Nino. Wetter cooler Southeast with possibilities for severe weather in the coming months.
Flooding chances increased to Red level 3/4 for today Monday. Heavy rains continue to train from the south. spaghettimodels.com
My front yard is flooded. Flash flood warnings sent to phone twice. Luckily I do not think our home will suffer any water coming in, but then again, who knows. This weather is far from over, we are just getting started, probably until Spring or beyond. Stay safe!
Viva La Vivian! retweeted
Seen: A Charity Anthology, is OUT NOW and features my weird body horror tale, Host.
Available on Kindle and paperback, with Audiobook to follow.
All proceeds will be donated to The World Blind Union. Please support this amazing cause!🙏
The same people that will bitch about HOA communities are the same people treating social media and life as a whole like they're the fucking president of the "being alive HOA."
Why does anyone have to bitch about when others put their Christmas decorations up? Shut the fuck up and don't do it then and quit trying to make people who do it feel like it's an issue. Why does everyone want to feel vindicated for their own choice? Be you and stfu.
We had 3 trick 'r treaters. Our decorations have been up since mid September, which's basically a big "we got candy" beacon, and still, that's it. As kids, we loved trick' 'r treating. What happened to it? Rich neighborhoods only or is it the trunk thing? Kinda makes me sad.🫤
She wasn't having me trying to put her next to the pumpkin. She side eyed it and then ran away. So, this'll have to do. Brat rat.
Twitter be like:
"Doomsday prep, my vagina this&that, dick and balls, booty shaking, world ending, booty shaking, ass, ass, ass, titties, she too skinny, she too fat, Sex sex, sex, we're all gonna die! Look at my Halloween costume, AI, AI AI!!!"
Not even doomsday can kill it.
Happy 1st Birthday to my collection of horrors. I truly feel like there's something in it for all horror lovers. Happy Halloween and get yourself a treat!!! 🎃🎃
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Today the U.S. military has shifted aerial refueling tankers away from Qatar's Al Udeid Air Base to more distant operating bases
This is the first real sign that a US and/or Israeli attack is imminent, only a few days away.
Iran will surely respond massively, with catastrophic consequences
All of this doomsday shit we're seeing has only made me more sure that I'll always choose love over hate, kindness and compassion over cruelty, honesty over lies, and most of all, stop worrying about shit that doesn't matter. Doomsday or not, I don't want hatred in my heart.🫂
Halloween is my book's 1st birthday! Been a while since I have posted about it. Someone's gotta do it. Trick r' treat yourself. And myself. I'm not a big famous horror writer, but I AM indeed an indie horror writer who's done a thing or two. 🎃
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Will def watch The Cycle again sometime soon. It gave me those old school horror vibes I've been wanting.
Here's the thing, I don't give a fuck about what anyone thinks of the horror movies I enjoy and I wouldn't let anyone change my opinion with their opinion. It's really that simple. I like what I like and have a mind of my own.