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Commercial and Tech Lawyer. Writer. Ball-knower: @chaosnctrl. Fugazi Finance, building @ngx_wolf.

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Joined August 2019
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The first time was so nice, we had to do it twice. 1991. 2025.
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“once rashford is out of the team, we’ll start cooking” waiting since 6 games lol
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Ojigbijigbijigbi. 😂
The runner-up of the 2026 Ballon d’Ont Cristiano Ronaldo @AlNassrFC @selecaoportugal #ballondont
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Yet again. 👍🏾
And as for Carrick, he's spineless. There are no consequences for bad performance. Bruno and Licha have been ghastly all season, yet they get to start and finish most games. Cowardly.
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Cook him for me.
Lisandro Martinez has been the worst player in the Premier League so far this season. He’s now been the main man responsible for United dropping points in three matches, and his latest embarrassment at Stamford Bridge on Saturday came in three instalments. Quite why Martinez is playing so badly is up for debate, but this can’t go on. Manchester United can’t field a player who is constantly costing them with errors that, more than anything else, look like his heart isn’t in it. 📝 @Zonal_Marking on the issue with Martinez. 🔗 nyti.ms/4ks6sQ4
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UAC of Nigeria PLC Posts 228% Revenue Growth and 307% Profit Jump in 9M 2026.
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"Just buy MTN shares" That has been sound advice for like 5 years straight. Funnily enough, it's still sound advice.
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He thought he was too good for Manchester United. Olodo. 😂
THE FIRST OFFICIAL BALLON D’ONT, ALEJANDRO GARNACHO! #ballondont
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I mean, I knew it was nonsense, but it's nice hearing you say it.
Is cold water good for you? Watch this video to find out!
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Is cold water good for you? Watch this video to find out!
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Every time I see this guy's skits I think of that one @OsemudiamenOG sticker on Whatsapp (the intermission).
y*hoo boys cashout and want everybody to know 😂
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Throwback when Banky W introduced Skales and Wizkid to the music world at the 12th Annual Kennis Music Easter Festival (Easter Fiesta) which took place on April 2, 2010 (Good Friday) at the Oriental Hotel in Lagos. These guys can never forget Banky W in their lives. I hope they are also introducing people to the music world now!
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I had my first chickwizz today. My eyes have been opened. Wow.
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It's @MarcusRashford's birthday! 🎂🔴
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Where's a reset when you need one? Max... It might be a matter of time.
Can I one-shot my 5 hour limit? Let's find out.
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The Initiates PLC, the company that you are!
Need to see what TIP has cooked in Q3. This weekend, we find out.
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I find locking your WhatsApp hilarious Like why???
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Person done see Gerry. 😂
Some of you are short irl o😭
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Uncle please naw @seyedele.
I did it!!! Spot your faves 🙈❤️ What was your scent of the day for moonshot?👀 #Moonshot2026 #MoonshotByTechCabal
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Ball knowers here.
I did it!!! Spot your faves 🙈❤️ What was your scent of the day for moonshot?👀 #Moonshot2026 #MoonshotByTechCabal
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Birthday yesterday Fun day
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