roni ᵕᴗᵕ

fighting for her life on the toilet

red bull!! it gives you wings!

google telling me to take the express exit when 1) i’m not paying for all that and 2) it’s closed ??

they’re deploying me to atlanta @dadd_ilf

feeling insecure about my low effort halloween costume but reminding myself that there will be men at the bar who’s costumes are just sports jersey

i stage dived at the waterparks no barricade tour and all i got was a herniated disk

what is going on

gretchen wieners totally could’ve made fetch happen if she had a twitter account in 2026

she looks crazy

tssf tonight

straight up prank calling my brother right now #classic

meow

do you have to flip a lucky when you open a new box of pipette tips

dude next to me on the plane has a giant ass old school portable dvd player

i never realize how much i don’t have a midwestern accent until im around other midwesterners

i like when the gate agent has fun with their job. lowk sounding like an auctioneer