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Proud Husband. Host/Producer of HOWL CIUT 89.5FM Tuesdays 10pm. Poet, Spoken Word Artist, Literacy Advocate, Film geek, Seinfeld/Sopranos nut.

Joined June 2011
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Carrie Soto while being an obvious composition of the Williams sisters, was a fun fierce character to read. That being said a Latino character being written by a non-Latino author sat a little bit weird with me.
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The Tyson docuseries on Netflix would have been great without Cheeto 47 chiming in.
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Lotto Max is $80 Million dollars. I know some people want to win some Shut The Fuck up money. But I want to win some No, You Shut The Fuck Up Money.
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How sweep it is when the Yankees get eliminated. Especially when it’s caused by their dumbass fans 😂 - Go Rays!
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Tonight I had one of the most bizarre interactions on the GO Train.
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The next time tells me “just go with the flow” I’m going to throw them in the water with weights.
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Sunrise over Cootes Paradise from the GO Train. Hope you’re having a good week so far peeps, and hope you all have a great day
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This was what the sky looked like this morning walking to a personal training session at the West Niagara YMCA. Beauty before pain.
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Predator Badlands was pretty cool. The most watchable of the movies connecting to the Alien franchise which I still believe to be a sin. Cool to have the lead perspective from the Predator. Very cool action sequences, but both versions of Elle Fanning's characters were annoying
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Masterchef s.16 was filmed in Toronto but it’s almost as though Gordon Ramsay went out of his way to make sure Toronto or Canada weren’t said. Not one Canadian chef was included as a contestant. When it opens I’m tempted to make the trip to Hell’s Kitchen Napanee and yell “RAT!”
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Valentino Assenza ☮️ retweeted
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”. The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America. We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.
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We need all the sunrise walks we can get right now – at Grimsby, Ontario
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Sweet 😊
Lindt and its parent company in Switzerland is going to cut out US by sending thier chocolate directly to Canada. Our boycott of American goods is working not just here but across the globe reddit.com/r/canada/comments…
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I'm wondering after the news about the tariffs how many people looked up "Va te faire foutre" on Duo Lingo
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Valentino Assenza ☮️ retweeted
Remember when @fordnation forced a completely unnecessary election to give him a mandate to fight Trump ?? Since has used his new mandated to sell out Ontario workers and take a 5 month vacation. #onpoli #FordIsCorrupt #OntarioSuckers
Harmon Brampton (a division of Harmon Canada) closed its 330,000-square-foot manufacturing plant and laid off 250 employees two days after Ford's regime awarded $140M Mississauga hospital exterior glass & metal façade to a U.S.A. subcontractor. nitter.cf/TinaYazdani/status/195…
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I forget other provinces have donkey premiers too. Let’s talk about Doug Ford and how much boys hate a strong woman. To the point where you do shady shit and hire operatives.
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Despite having some cool fight/action sequences Spider-Man: Brand New Day falls way short of its predecessor No Way Home with too many lag & drag moments connecting too many Doomsday dots. Much like Spidey himself, the movie loses its potency more times than it should.
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Ok I bit the bullet and watched “Obsession.” Yeah the hype is legit. Very well constructed horror movie. Inde Navarette deserves her huge props, she was excellent but so does Michael Johnston. Some wonderfully creepy sequences. Big, meets Fatal Attraction, meets The Exorcist
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Yeah after my strength training at the gym, for my cardio I could walk on the treadmill for 40 minutes. Or if I go outside and walk 60 I can walk to this. – at Grimsby, Ontario
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