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Nate🇭🇹

@Vallantsaf

My tweets are the result of 23 years of enlightenment. If you don't understand my tweets, I pray God grants you wisdom🙏🏾

 📍Metro Atlanta. 🍑&🗽Sports.
Joined January 2018
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I tweet about the horrors of retail so you can experience it vicariously through me.
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アドマイヤベガありがとう
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iog arting@iogpop8h
ayabe
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bisexual blunt@zorocsm9h
funs over
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it’s almost cheat’a’ween
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Coworker came in and put an odd can on the desk and I was like what is that and he turns the can around and is like “this is gorilla mind I got it off the energy drink subreddit” imma miss him when he dies next year man I really will 🕊️
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Worst part is he told me where he got it from imma probably try some
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ProCy ☘️@_ProCy_6h
The ChatGPT hoops allegations were correct
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Replying to @RealBobManning
Here's Mazzulla in full describing how he uses Claude:
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Boss asking me 2 days before halloween if i’m gonna wear a costume to work on Halloween when I was not aware we could even do that I mean I guess
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Got a call from a bank cuz my friend titled a payment "for sex". Turns out it's not very legal to do that
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Said I was gonna take my car to the shop on Saturday when i’m off and the shit tweaking now ight bet nice one
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🔥🔥🔥
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Darius Acuff Jr vs Jeremiah Fears youngest 🏀🐗
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Keep yo foot on the gas
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#LemonPepperPerspectives 😭🤦🏽‍♀️
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If I had a bd I would never come 2nd to that bitch tf I’m the bm 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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DUBS IN THE MF CHAT.
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Told her I’m in her city and she said have fun
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I be scrolling fast af when that LeBron clip hits my tl it hurts to see him like that 💔
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I know Wingstop shame when I see it
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The start of Cooper Flagg’s press conference was briefly delayed as he ordered some food on his phone. When asked what he was ordering, he jokingly answered “I can’t tell you, it’s a trap question.” He said he ordered some “very healthy things.”
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Atlanta sports team championship on halloween city might explode i’m ngl
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Ngl if we took it to 7 just to lose imma rope like fr my life is in the hands of the Atlanta Dream
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Atlanta really said fuck work and went to the game lmao
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Ngl if we took it to 7 just to lose imma rope like fr my life is in the hands of the Atlanta Dream
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I gotta go to bed I’ve muttered the phrase “30 length kill yourself” like 20 times in the last hour lemme just buy these pants and go to bed man
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Not convinced green dress pants exist bro
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Like I’m trying so hard bro I’ve found pink pants for work before green bro how is this possible like dark green sure but if you want light green they kill you
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