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Vanity Trust

@VanityTrust

Omnipotent. 🇨🇻

Joined October 2019
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Spousal immunity:spousal testimonial privilege (allows a stupid sucker bitch to refuse to testify against their current spouse in a criminal trial).
Melanin Skin Connoisseur (@NorthsideBP_) profile pictureMelanin Skin Connoisseur
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I’m trying to see what the benefit of marriage is but i can’t see any.
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People will literally hate you if you can stand alone, remain unbothered, and are hard to fool.
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i think peace completely changes your taste in people.
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It’s disrespectful.
TheeLitigousBob⚖️ (@AffidavitAmber) profile pictureTheeLitigousBob⚖️@AffidavitAmber12h
Reddington court room decorum once again leaves more to be desired. A younger attorney would have definitely already been held in contempt for back talking and disrespecting a judge like that
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I can’t help but get the impression that she’s complaining about seeing non-white children in her predominantly white neighborhood
Joy Pullmann (@JoyPullmann) profile pictureJoy Pullmann@JoyPullmannOct 31
What TF is it with people flooding neighborhoods they don’t live in to trick or treat? Shameless grifting starts at age zero in some families.
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Follow Hackthemexicanway on @YouTube. Thank me later
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He said Brown
sad vibes (@sadvibestw) profile picturesad vibes
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Tengo una pregunta para personas neurodivergentes ¿De qué color es Noviembre?
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I was checking out a recipe and went to read the comments for Qs & feedback, and came across one: “my son would love this, I bet his lazy wife will never make it from scratch”. 😳
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being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling
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Meow Misandrist@iownyouuhNov 2
good morning women, may your hatred for men grow stronger every day.🎀
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I love direct communication. Please disappoint me in one clear sentence so I can get on with my day.
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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The groom was in your dm less than 1 year ago
BriBri (@BriaMo777) profile pictureBriBri
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What's the first sign a wedding is going to be an absolute disaster?
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Never forget Cardi was calling dark skin women coach roaches. She definitely knows about colorism.
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Goals 😋
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TWUNKerbell 🧚✨
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Remember that statie who fell off his bar stool in Quincy after he was punched by a fellow trooper? I hear that story just got real interesting ...
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They didn’t burn witches. They burned women who owned land, healed with herbs, and said no!!
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Her memoir is going to be so good when the divorce is over.
Hisom🏴‍☠️ (@Hisomtheboat) profile pictureHisom🏴‍☠️
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Kanye West and his wife Bianca Censori spotted taking a walk in California barefooted👀
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If there was one skit you could choose to never see again, what would it be ? I’m opting out of the fake airplane drama.
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Every time I see people’s Venmo activity I be thinking “loser”
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