Viator

"You're hard to please." I literally just wanna travel.

One thing about me is I'm gonna be itinerarymaxxing. Give me the excursions and hikes and tours, I want them all.

Relationship advice: Marry the person you still like after an international flight.

"You look happier." Thanks it's because you're following the itinerary I put together.

What's a city that gets better as the weather gets colder?

Not a therapist, but I do think a walk in Banff would help whatever is wrong.

The part of the trip where you first land and have to walk around with all of your luggage is so embarrassing for no reason

4 pm sunsets are right around the corner, in case you needed a reason to plan a beach trip.

"I wonder how much it would cost to move here." - me 15 minutes after being in a new city

POV: You look at my camera roll after I go to Rome.

Just remembered that the cure for the Monday blues is planning a trip!!!!

One thing about me? I'm not skipping any meals when I travel. In fact, I'm inventing new meals. Second breakfast? Afternoon tea? Late night snack? Count me in.

A haunted house but it's just a bunch of people who won't follow the itinerary you put together

We went from October 1 to October 15 in about 4 minutes, so please don't forget to use your PTO

I have whatever kind of anxiety makes you quadruple check that your passport is in the pocket you put it in 12 seconds ago

Sorry I was in a bad mood, you just didn't follow the itinerary that I perfectly mapped out in my head but didn't tell anyone about.

Spent 90 min meticulously packing my carry-on just for it to get gate checked

Pro tip: You never get post-vacation blues if you always have a trip planned

Me: *shows up at the airport 3 hours early after being late to work 5 days in a row*

Wish I was as locked in at work as I am looking at the in-flight map