a failed everything
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Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said โfollow meโ then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
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So many other things to remember and celebrate Sir Patrick Stewart for... but this has to be one of the best line readings in the history of The Simpsons
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You can claim to be friends with a goat but he'll eat any bracelets he's given. It might be personal.
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She's a 7 but knows Tralfamadore is 423 billion miles from Earth and its atmosphere is cyanide.
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The tarot cards showed me choking on a gobbler in the wawa parking lot
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*searching around the criterion closet for around 12 minutes until i turn & look directly at the camera*
okay, just show me where tuff turf is.
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the line behind me grows longer as cashier at the grocery store repeats my total over & over while i stare blankly off into space wondering who the first dog to reach the top of mount everest will be.
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If you ever get attacked by a badger, throw some piranhas at it if you have some piranhas.
Of all the things to make you temporarily oblivious to the horrors around you, you chose to read this.