Not a licensed financial advisor, information, not advice. I also do some stand-up comedy. Asst Varsity Lacrosse Coach, Westside HS. Equities/Crypto/Options.

Joined December 2008
Chris Vincentini retweeted
You go to a car show thinking you’ll see a few shiny Chevys, some loud Mustangs, and at least one fellow explaining carburetors to anyone trapped within earshot. But no matter what anybody says, you cannot tell me that isn’t Jackie Gleason chasing the Bandit through the parking lot. 💛😂
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Rushville, a northwest Nebraska town, is center stage in the superhero world right now. The new HBO hit series “Lanterns” is set in the town of 877 people. A UNL marketing expert says the town ‘may never get a better promotion.’ Read more 🔗 buff.ly/DwbFxKZ
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Hahahaha this dude has some great content. Amazing we didn't die. Seriously.
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‘SHŌGUN’ Season 2 has wrapped filming. • Set 10 years after the first season • Hiroyuki Sanada and Cosmo Jarvis will reprise their roles
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The world’s oldest living land animal - the Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan - has recently celebrated his 193rd birthday. He was basically born ~30 years before the US Civil War started.
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Teams were 0-223 when trailing by 17-plus points vs. an AP No. 1 team since 2003. Texas just went up 24-23 with 25 seconds left after trailing by 20 earlier this half.
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This sign…
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A glorious wolf howling 🐺
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Repost + be following by Monday, September 14 for a chance to win this signed copy of VISION QUEST on VHS! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday! Good luck! And if you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition, you can bid on my last SEALED copy of VISION QUEST on VHS below. I signed it with "Louden Swain!" ebay.com/itm/198625632300
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Pretty much.....although they didn't say, "Let's helicopter up" or several others.
Corporate speak is why high performers quit corporate
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Greg is one of the "do not miss comics" when he comes to your town.
If someone's mean to you, act stupid. IMPULSE BUY TOUR: SEPT 10: FARGO, ND SEPT 11: SIOUX FALLS, SD (SOLD OUT) SEPT 12: CEDAR RAPIDS, IA SEPT 15-16: GRAND RAPIDS, MI SEPT 18: BOISE, ID (LOW TIX) SEPT 19: COEUR D'ALENE, ID (LOW TIX) #airports #comedyreels #flights #flightdelays
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Some high school kids were talking and said “No way Gen X wrote 10-page papers without AI.” Oh, honey. We wrote them without reading the book…the night before they were due…by hand and in cursive. We are not the same.
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Chris Vincentini retweeted
Carol Burnett rang a CBS vice president over the holidays in 1966 to say she wanted to use a clause in her contract. He asked her what clause she was talking about. Four years earlier she had signed a ten-year deal with the network that guaranteed her one hour-long special a year and two guest spots on their sitcoms. It was steady, comfortable work. Her agent had put in one more line. Within the first five years, if Burnett decided she wanted an hour-long comedy variety show, CBS had to put thirty of them on the air, pay or play, whether the network wanted to or not. Nobody expected her to use it, including her. She had spent years on somebody else's variety programme and doubted she could carry one of her own, so the clause sat there unused while the deadline came closer. In the final week of the fifth year she and her husband looked at each other and decided to make the call. She was 33. The executive had to send lawyers to find the clause. He rang back the next day and told her that comedy variety was a man's game, then listed the men who owned it, from Sid Caesar and Jackie Gleason through Milton Berle to Dean Martin. Then he offered her the alternative the network had lined up, a sitcom called Here's Agnes. She said she did not want to be Agnes. She wanted sketches, guest stars, a repertory company, a 28-piece orchestra and the costume changes that went with all of it. The contract was the contract, so they put it on the air. The Carol Burnett Show ran eleven years, 279 episodes and 25 Emmys, and she got it by reading a contract back to a man who had forgotten he signed it. cbsnews.com/news/how-carol-b…
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Chris Vincentini retweeted
As the NFL season approaches, and the calendar turns to September... Some poetic verse for you, as read by NFL Films' John Facenda "Autumn is a gypsy queen🍂..."
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Red Lobster. A national treasure that I wish they’d stop closing. TOUR: SEPT 3-6: LAS VEGAS, NV SEPT 10: FARGO, ND SEPT 11: SIOUX FALLS, SD (SOLD OUT) SEPT 12: CEDAR RAPIDS, IA SEPT 15-16: GRAND RAPIDS, MI SEPT 18: BOISE, ID (LOW TIX) #redlobster #standupcomedy
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The GLVC joins William Jewell in mourning the loss of football student-athlete MicahJo Barnett. 🕊️ The Conference will pay tribute to MicahJo with a moment of silence at GLVC events this weekend. Those wishing to support MicahJo’s family during this difficult time can do so through the GoFundMe linked below. 🔗 GLVCsports.com/MicahJo
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BREAKING: A British man just became a millionaire after recovering Bitcoin he lost 12 years ago. Chris bought Bitcoin in 2011 through the UK's first exchange, Intersango, which collapsed in 2014, locking him out of his coins. After years of failed attempts, lawyers at CEL Solicitors traced and recovered his 61 Bitcoin, now worth $4.7 million. He plans to buy a bigger home and hold onto the rest.
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William Jewell College junior RB Micah Jo Barnett died after experiencing a medical emergency on the sideline during the Missouri-based D-II school's season opener. spr.ly/6018B1Nuis
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Thoughts, prayers with William Jewell community, with tragic passing of Liberty North grad and Cards junior RB MicahJo Barnett Barnett tragically collapsed on sideline after scoring a TD on Saturday Vigil will be held tonight on Jewell quad at 8p in honor of MicahJo and family
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