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Parc Sans Sushi
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
cait 🦨 retweeted
The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
cait 🦨 retweeted
I've been looking into Ethan Klein's comments on Israel... everyone always says he's a Zionist, but the reality is worse. He actively admits that there is a genocide and that Netenhayu is evil. It's just that he also believes everything Netenhayu says. So he's just stupid.
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The mom was absolutely right. This doesn't seem like a big deal at first but the expectation to accept "nice" disssapointment like this are how people slowly ignore their own desires, accept less, and be resentful of those who ask for more. You don't have to accept stuff from
Is it not enough to never want to be in a position where you can’t support yourself? I don’t actually want a job, in fact I wish I could fully support the lifestyle I want by doing arts and crafts but I watched my mom rely on men for survival my whole life and I would rather die
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I don’t want to have to prepare for a military emergency, I want my fuckass government to stop doing shit in other countries that makes everyone in the world hate us.
BREAKING: US military is preparing for the possibility of a major war that could cripple power grids, disrupt supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on US soil, per NY Post.
It comes as Former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino tells Americans to take the emergency preparedness warnings seriously, saying "Get your stuff today. Please. Do it for your family."
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This sucks and no one wants this.
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
I REALLY want to know why my upstairs neighbor vacuums in whatever room is right over my living room every day without fail. Like.. EVERY DAY. He gets home and then a little later, vacuum. I’m nosy af. Is something making a mess? Is it a compulsion? I gotta know
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The golf cart, the architecture, the gaudy decor, the grab-bag theology, the complete rejection of community and tradition… this is a crueler mockery of America B and their anxieties than anything I could come up with
I’m not a chill girl I’m just not
Maybe I should have consulted an attorney, because this GTA VI contract I signed from my husband, seems a bit one sided. And what about Thanksgiving? 😂
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The images show a modified version of a viral GTA 6 joke contract template that circulated widely starting July 2026 (originally £40 from a UK couple). This account is based in Nigeria.
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I’ve hated pranks my whole life man whatever gene people have that makes them think pranks are funny… I’m missing that
